those who place multiple orders in line at Chipotle, rather than ordering ahead online, are the worst people in the world.

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Detroit's MotorCADE is greeted by excited fans ‼️ Cade Cunningham opens Year 6 vs. the Celtics TODAY at 3pm/et on NBC and Peacock!
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Niggas woke up and thought Detroit was gonna win 😭😭😭😭
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Boston runs from Duncan.
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PISTONS PULLED OFF WILD 22-PT COMEBACK TO BEAT THE CELTICS 🤯🤯 FIRST GAME OF THE YEAR 🔥
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First DUB of the season.
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The #Rams are moving on from K Harrison Mevis, per me and @MikeGarafolo, as coach Sean McVay authors a special teams shakeup. They are signing Blake Grupe off the #Jets practice squad.
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“You should be a leader in that office” -@stoolpresidente
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I’ll say this,,,, There are a ton of similarities between Mintzy and RA,,, @spittinchiclets
Rear Admiral no showed the Home By 3 guys after he hit them up for last minute tickets to their live show in Boston. @HomeBy3Official @RearAdBsBlog
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Hold The Phone: Boner Salad was Chris Castellani all along??
Despite the reports from Boner Salad, the show will go on
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A legendary rant from a legendary person RIP Mike Ditka
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When Elon Musk showed he’s a master of reverse psychology after someone asked, “Why should I invest in Tesla rather than Mercedes-Benz?
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YOU JUST KNEW DYLAN LARKIN WAS PUTTING ONE IN TONIGHT 🚨
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Bill Tobin’s all-time rant about Mel Kiper from 1994.
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in 2013, 84-year-old jack bogle gave investors a rule that sounded almost too simple: keep 95% of your money boring and give yourself 5% to do whatever you want. bogle knew many investors would eventually want to pick individual stocks, trade the market, or chase the next big idea. instead of pretending those urges didn't exist, he suggested putting that money into a separate "funny money" account and keeping it to no more than 5% of the portfolio. the other 95% belonged in what he called the "serious money" account, built around long-term investing and left largely alone. bogle's point wasn't that the 5% was going to make you rich. it was a way to keep a little speculation from turning into a problem for the rest of your portfolio. "guess on funds, guess on markets, guess on stocks if you want to,” he said. “they will hurt you a lot." he even suggested leaving the speculative money alone for five years and then comparing the results with the serious-money account. bogle said he would be surprised if at least 95% of those speculative accounts didn't do worse. the idea was surprisingly practical: if you know you're going to feel the urge to make a bet, give yourself a small amount of money where being wrong won't change your financial future. the rest stays boring. and that was exactly the point. the full bogle interview is in the video below.
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if you watched the NFL and thought something didn't feel right, you're not alone: #1 most flags in over a decade thru 4 weeks, refs are impacting the most CRITICAL moments of games most: #1 most red zone penalties per game by offenses in history #1 most penalties on 3rd/4th downs in the second half of games in history and 17 touchdowns nullified by penalty! (vs only 5 in 2025 & 4 in 2024) Refs are impacting the most important moments of games unlike we've ever seen before in the NFL, and even some of the coaches are speaking up full analysis and historical data: sharpfootballanalysis.com/an…
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I don’t know anyone who retired in their early 40s from just buying and holding the S&P 500. That doesn’t mean it isn’t a great way to build wealth. It is. But if you want freedom early, you need income too. S&P 500 for growth. Dividends for cash flow. Options for income. That’s the cheat code. The goal isn’t to die with the highest portfolio balance. The goal is to have enough money coming in that you own your time. Freedom is the high score.
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Sorry, dip shit
Is there a more unlikable guy in the NHL???
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The Las Vegas Aces sprint off the court before Game 3 vs Fever because they don’t want to honor our country & participate in the National Anthem…
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THE FIRST GOAL EVER SCORED BY A NEW YORK RANGERS GOALIE IGOR SHESTERKIN
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guardian cap breaks this up
tell me why every DB shouldn't be wearing a guardian cap to increase their space covered and make it harder for receivers to reach around/over their heads
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