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K R I E G

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Joined March 2014
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If you cut off my head, I'll just grow another bitchier head.
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If you go the speed limit, I assume you've got warrants.
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Probably create an Only Fans account of me in my fuzzy robe talking to the birds in my backyard.
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I have more bird feeders than sexy panties now. Getting old is fun.
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Tweeting without my reading glasses...anything can happen.
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Made a stir fry so spicy, breathing in my house is like pepper spray to the face.
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When was groundhog day? Ffs.
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You want quality content, this ain't the place...
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I know the grocery store workers are super impressed with my self-checkout skillz.
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Covid transformed me into a grower not a shower.
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I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.
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I scrolled the TL, if that's what it's still called, and I'm ready to be away for another few years. JFC.
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What do all the damned buttons do on this piece of shit app.
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Just tweeting so my @ isn't taken away. Tweets aren't a thing though now right? Glad to see the world has gotten dumber while I've been away.
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sure every trip to the grocery store costs twice as much as it used to but hey at least the quality of those groceries has also decreased significantly
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I really wish people would stop drastically using the scenarios of rape or incest as the sole premise for an abortion. A woman doesn’t have to be in a traumatic situation for it to be reason enough. In fact there is zero explanation that needs to be given.
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Zito@_Zeets24 Jun 2022
Nothing makes atheism more attractive than American Christianity
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There was a time I tweeted leg and ass pics...now I can't poop without a Squatty Potty.
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Is "you make my vagina sweat." a compliment?! Please say yes.
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Nothing like a cancer diagnosis to ring in the new year.
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Hey guys, my Norton Subscription I never signed up for is up for renewal. I better send my credit card info to them right away over email.
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