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> be me
> have baby
> baby crying
> hysterical
> won't calm down
> panic
> go to urgent care
> they worried
> "go to ER"
> go to emergency room
> they worried
> perform tons of tests
> can't figure out what's wrong
> nurses give him teddy bear
> give him snacks
> crying for like, 5 hours
> sudden change in behavior
> he lets out diabolical fart
> nasty, putrid, foul
> immediately calms down
> running around
> happy
Dawg, they did so many fucking X-rays, they couldn't figure out what was wrong. They thought maybe he had an intestinal blockage, or a broken bone somewhere, or maybe a hair line fracture because he's so tiny. I spent most of my Sunday at the hospital for a fart
They're going to bill me thousands upon thousands of dollars, for a fart
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the redbull drivers seeing lando smash the champagne there are tears in my eyes
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turns out they were actually doing this to Jensen Huang
luckily NVIDIA was able to lightly modify existing military research in this area for its employees
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HILARIOUS: LEGENDARY #NFL QB TOM BRADY WAS SIGNING A TOPPS CARD DURING TODAY’S FOX BROADCAST…
“I’M GLAD THERE’S NO STATISTICS ON THE BACK THAT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I’VE CURSED ON AIR THIS YEAR.”
BRADY IS HILARIOUS.
😭😭😭
Since so many people are playing Ocarina of Time for the first time, I'd like to bring back this little nugget of info.
Zelda says everything that happened was her fault.
She let Ganondorf into the Sacred Realm by having Link open the Door of Time, which ultimately lead to the terrible future.
She believes she robbed Link of his childhood as well, so her final Act in the Adult Timeline is to send Link back in time.
Yet this act is probably her most selfish one.
She doesn't ask Link. She doesn't make sure it's what he wants. She decides for him, takes the Ocarina and sends him back to before they first met.
The moment Link leaves that room, the Door of Time will close and since the Ocarina of Time itself is now in the Future, he has no way to reopen it. His pathway to the Future is forever locked.
Without his consent, she sent Link back to a timeline he never saved. All his turmoil, all his hardship, everything he struggled and fought for? That exists in the Adult Timeline. The Timeline he's ended up in? The only canon event to take place in the Child timeline is the death of the Great Deku Tree. Link never beat King Dodongo or saved Ruto in the Child timeline.
He has basically been sent to a time where he is just a homeless boy from the forest. No fame, no recognition, nothing.
And as we see in Twilight Princess, he never even got to pass down the skills he learned during his life to the next generation. He died in battle. A nameless, faceless knight.
He wasn't even recognized for uncovering Ganondorf's plot to betray Hyrule.
But worse than that, Zelda split the timeline. Her actions here are what split the timeline into the Adult and Child timelines.
The Child timeline sees Link die a nameless warrior with lingering regrets in a world that saw him as nothing more than another expendable.
Oh, and Ganondorf? Survived his execution and goes on to torment and control an entirely separate species in another realm.
Well Done, Zelda.
In trying to undo your fuck up, you fucked up even worse!
BUT IT GETS EVEN WORSE!
In the Adult timeline, the Sage's power wanes and Ganondorf is able to break free anyway. Except, because Link was sent to another timeline, the Spirit of the Hero doesn't exist in the Adult Timeline. So when Ganondorf DOES break free, THERE IS NO REINCARNATION OF THE HERO! So Ganondorf just goes to town with no one to stop him until the Hylian people pray hard enough so the Gods flood the world, wiping out most life and leaving the survivors to cling to the mountain tops.
Well Done, Zelda!
In trying to undo your fuck up, YOU CREATED AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE AND DOOMED BOTH TO AN ERA OF DESTRUCTION AND TURMOIL!
If Zelda had just done nothing here then only one single 7 year period would have been tained by Ganondorf. There would be no Child timeline, and the Spirit of the Hero would still exist to reincarnate to oppose Ganondorf when he broke free.
But no. She just HAD to be all "Oh I ruined your childhood and took away 7 years of your life. I'll send you back without asking", and basically resulted in most sentient life being wiped out in her own timeline while dooming an entire species to 100 years of torment and abuse in the other timeline.
Fantastic. 10/10. No notes.
#oot #ootremake
I don’t get what he’s doing at the end of vid. Camera flicks his own dude 4 times and clicks the same spot 4 times to move. Someone explain. Is he getting info while doing that?
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When the meme becomes reality, captured by @SamPancher 😂
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Ocarina of Time is now running on PC with multiplayer support.
My mind is fucking blown dude, this was ported so fast by people and now it almost feels like the official release is no longer even the best place to experience the game.
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🚨 Laurent Mekies says Max Verstappen is consistently outperforming Red Bull’s own race simulations.
“There is no simulation in which what he has done is possible. Max is beating the simulations on a regular basis.”
“No simulator can predict that you go from P21 to P2, or that you gain 14 positions in five laps.”
Verstappen continues to exceed even Red Bull’s expectations.
(via. @Motorsport | @Nachez98) #F1
Undying is officially a published addon!!
What started as a website I built for WoW Forever now lives inside your game.
Your next upgrade, which boss drops it, and which dungeon to run. Talents, maps, graphics and much more.
No more alt-tabbing mid-leveling.
Link below 👇
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Don't worry, I'm sure tech billionaire Jensen Huang having an intimate relationship with a Chinese spy is just an isolated incidence...
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A World of Warcraft player has reached the level cap in just three days.
Daniel Gobey, known as JokerD, was also the first player to reach level 60 when WoW Classic launched in 2019. Now he’s done it again in WoW: Forever.
This time, he used shorter cooldowns available to Undead characters to speed up the process. When he reached the level cap, a Blizzard GM appeared to congratulate his party and set off fireworks.








































