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regular dude

Waltham Massachusetts
Joined August 2014
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Retweet if this ain’t your quarterback.
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I'm Husband, a Father but most importantly a man. I will say things in the heat of comedic passion that not everyone will like......out of respect to my hero's... Bruce, Pryor, Rogan, Hicks, Burr, Kinison, Kearns, Vos..........I'll never apologize for a joke........
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"You have no idea the struggles I face." -Gorgeous millionaire holding a trophy
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Brown female, black and purple collar no tags, wearing “Seriously Spoiled” sweatshirt. Call WPD 781-314-3607 if you know where she belongs.
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Replying to @hotpockets
@hotpockets You've got some balls to refer to yourself as a SANDWICH in the heating directions. Stay in your lane Hot Pockets.
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WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW IS FOR EVERYONE TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
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My new thing is finding birds that look like they are twice divorced
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Replying to @PardonMyTake
I’d rate that somewhere between 7 and 9
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If everyone under 25 becomes a DJ who's gonna dance? WHO THE HELL'S GONNA DANCE????!?!?!?!?!??!
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Trust Ireland to put a distillery on their money...
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Replying to @DJS436
@DJS436 Waching the Patriots lose is all Jet fans have. #1969 #ThatsOneSmallStepForMan...
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its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr the boys being back in town
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Replying to @billburr
@billburr thanks for having the bass player look exactly like Lemmy. kickass show!!!
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Listen, if Tommy Boy isn't your favorite movie and you don't get drunk every day this really isn't gonna work
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We may be pussies, but we aren't vegetarians.
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The Shallow End Divers - Forget Your Problems (Dead Man's Ladder/Forget Your Problems - 2015)
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