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Matt Gannon

@ShallowDivers

regular dude

 Waltham Massachusetts
Joined August 2014
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Watching someone put ketchup on a hotdog. @BarstoolBigCat
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Retweet if this ain’t your quarterback.
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You're only as good as your wifi connection.
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Out with the old.
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#WhyImMadThisMarch 4 nor'easters.
The real crime here is that Little Caesars pizza. @OBJ_3 #LT Fuck the #Giants youtu.be/3kP2eo0OHE8
I'm Husband, a Father but most importantly a man. I will say things in the heat of comedic passion that not everyone will like......out of respect to my hero's... Bruce, Pryor, Rogan, Hicks, Burr, Kinison, Kearns, Vos..........I'll never apologize for a joke........
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Are we really that fat as a country that we've eaten all the @kfc.
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Its the 15 year anniversary of that song Anthem by Good Charlotte. You're welcome. #idontwannabejustlikeyou #carsondaly #MTV
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Growing up means playing the missions instead of killing hookers for six hours. #GTAV
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#ThingsToSayToStartAFight Guns.
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@marknorm22 Feb 2018
"You have no idea the struggles I face." -Gorgeous millionaire holding a trophy
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Johnathan Football #ComebackSZN @JManziel2 @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @djilo91
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Tara Reid should have done what I did and be ugly the whole time. That way no one will notice when your 45 and you look like you spent the last 80 years smoking parliment light 100's at the penny slots in Reno. #Reno #AmericanPie #Stiffler #JimDangle #ugly #Bandcamp
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I know at this point its pretty hack to joke about Tide Pods. But this one came to me in a dream and I had to make it a reality. #TidePods #brunch #BreakingNews #FoxAndFriends #Hack #WinterOlympics #MSPaint
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In protest of the president I went to work today. #PresidentsDay #dealwithit
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Brown female, black and purple collar no tags, wearing “Seriously Spoiled” sweatshirt. Call WPD 781-314-3607 if you know where she belongs.
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Its gonna be funny when all these teenage rappers have to start a Go Fund Me to remove all their face tattoo's ten years from now.
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Hot Pockets@hotpockets10 Feb 2018
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Matt Gannon (@ShallowDivers) profile pictureMatt Gannon@ShallowDivers10 Feb 2018
Replying to @hotpockets
@hotpockets You've got some balls to refer to yourself as a SANDWICH in the heating directions. Stay in your lane Hot Pockets.
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