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Mike Headly

@ShMikeMeadly

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 Mississauga, Ontario
Joined December 2013
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poppa
@popitforpoppaNov 8
β€œi’m blocking you” do it, i lost the love of my life 11 bitches ago
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sobho
@SoupLorrd20h
This video came out a decade ago and till today it perfectly captures how men can tell if the woman is into them. Hope it clears things up for you.
Ann ❀️ (@Annie_Modiba) profile pictureAnn ❀️
@Annie_Modiba20h
Men please be honest. Are y'all really clueless when a woman is into you, or do you pretend like you don't know because the feeling isn't mutual?
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Jonald Isley@EastSideJonNov 8
Ginger ale blackberry
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Chris
@iamchriscoroooNov 7
Sometimes you really gotta close the DoorDash app n just fry you 2 eggs
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This man called his 5 daughters dishwashers and refuses to actually make something of his life past breeding β€œI need an heir” Heir to what
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostNov 7
β€˜Little Rascals’ star resorts to GoFundMe ahead of having 6th child: β€˜I really need some help’ trib.al/2qGNkTK
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Bumface@misterbumfaceNov 8
🚨This is the Canadian prime minister's son by the way.
Dan Carney (@DanManCarney) profile pictureDan Carney
@DanManCarneyNov 8
Asking some guys at the bar if they want to do coke with me in the bathroom and then pooping in front of them instead
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Dan Carney, the comedian quoted in the post, is not the son of Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney, who has four daughters and no sons. Dan Carney is a US-based comedian from Florida living in New York with no relation. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Carn… theglobeandmail.com/topics/mark-ca… atlanticcitycomedyclub.com/comedians/dan-…
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They really rigged the game when we became adults.
Valuetainment (@valuetainment) profile pictureValuetainment
@valuetainmentNov 6
NEW: Making $100,000 a year is now considered lower-middle class in 12 U.S. states.
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@giftchijioke_Nov 7
Told my coworker I was ambidextrous and this nigga said β€œthat’s wassup bro, love who you love” LMFAOOOO
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fool me once, i'll kill myself in front of you can't fool me twice now can you
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@luvmvrsNov 6
Streamers really think 27 year olds get off of work and be typing "W mans" and "gyatt" in the chat
Redd (@ReddCinema) profile pictureRedd
@ReddCinemaNov 6
Kai Cenat speaks on the people that say he only makes content for kids… β€œThe content that I make is for me and other grown n*ggas, if your kids tune in u gotta call their parents, that ain’t me.”
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thor love and thunder is like everyone involved took it as a joke except for christian bale who put his soul into it
π’π­βœ°π« β§— α—’ (@wandastark828) profile pictureπ’π­βœ°π« β§— α—’@wandastark828Nov 6
this random 10/10 scene
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πšƒπš‘πš’πšŒπšŒ π™²πš‘πšžπš—πšπšžπšœ πŸ„ (@anactualwalnut) profile pictureπšƒπš‘πš’πšŒπšŒ π™²πš‘πšžπš—πšπšžπšœ πŸ„
@anactualwalnutNov 7
Queen of the rats
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Need this energy in my life
McPhils PR (@GRNasake) profile pictureMcPhils PR
@GRNasakeNov 7
I wish every woman was like this
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I don’t have another talking stage in me πŸ€¦πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈdo you squirt & is yo BD dead 😭
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Ichigo Niggasake
@SomaKazima2Nov 5
. @dylansprouse @colesprouse
linlinin (@Sleinhjshs) profile picturelinlinin@SleinhjshsNov 5
do twins have the same size dick
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Mir@sbxlochNov 6
If newton saw the way I be moving these days he'd add a fourth law of motion
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dolo@doloyeungNov 6
No homo is much better than pause. No homo is clear and definitive. Pause suggests the homosexuality may resume at a later date
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Lucki
@1luckixhoNov 6
btches want you to take 20 shots then fck ts outta em btch im finna throw up
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