Into Digital Advertising, tech stuff, entrepreneurship and all things web. And funny stuff. And my kids. Who are funny.

Calgary,Alberta,Canada
Joined April 2011
Hey @Rogers , I'm so glad that I pay you $200+/month and when I want to watch TV online I just can't. Doesn't load on Chrome. Doesn't load on Edge. Won't load in incognito windows. So lovely. Imagine a world where TV service was actually reliable...
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The series finale of @euphoriaHBO, brought to you by @CocaCola. And @jesus
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Special shout out to the @CalgaryPolice and Cst. Cheadle for helping rescue my daughter on Stoney Trail when her car died. She's safe and sound, and your service is so greatly appreciated.
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Starting to watch #TheLostBus on @AppleTV and it’s doing the Jason Bourne/Blair Witch shaky camera thing. Like, what the fuck? Who decides this vomit-inducing gimmick is a good idea?
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Can you promote a #podcast with #socialmedia #advertising? Heck yes! Watch my chat with @DougDownsCanada of Stories & Stragies. youtu.be/_VAICkiKByo
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Replying to @PalladiumHG
@PalladiumHG Staying at the Grand Palladium White Sand in Cancun. Supposedly 5 stars. More like a generous 3. Food is virtually inedible at the buffet, which is your only option before 5:30 pm. when the a la carte restaurants open. If you can even get a reservation.
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We may have to take a taxi into Playa Del Carmen just to get a decent meal.
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I’m livid at the experience so far, because they also put our two teenage kids in a room with a single bed when our booking with @WestJet Vacations explicitly says single occupancy. And no, a pullout bed on an $18k trip doesn’t meet our needs or expectations.
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I'm so thrilled that #Canada won the Best in the World Forever #hockey championships yesterday. I would, of course, like to congratulate our good friends in the soon-to-be fourth territory, USA, for their strong effort. Premier @realDonaldTrump should be proud of those boys.
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#Canada, can we now please come together and build the Energy East pipeline? Please?
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Replying to @Rogers
@Rogers here is my WiFi speed on my 1,000 MB package. I'll take 96% off my next monthly bill, please.
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@RogersHelps I will DM you momentarily. After restarting my router, here's my WiFi speed. I guess I'll just take 75% off my next bill, please.
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And here's the message I get when I start up the Rogers Xfinity app to restart my router
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What if @Jaguar is rebranding itself as the vehicle for people who like high fashion, like @Hermes_Paris or Louis Vitton? If sales to their traditional audience are dying off, why not go after a different group with lots of disposable income?
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Why does it smell like manure on 17th Ave in Calgary? Is there a new Stampede that I don’t know about?
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Jesus Christ, @OldNavy, cut the Christmas ads. It’s fucking October!
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I’m sure @taylorswift13 fans everywhere are happy that her book sales won’t be handled by @Ticketmaster.
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A @Keurig feeding in its natural habitat. – at Calgary, Alberta
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You ever just think to yourself... fuck?
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How many other @Rogers cable users suffer from near-constant picture freezing? Especially during busy times? And I pay $180/month for this "upgraded" 1 GB internet & TV bundle. It's ridiculous.
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– at Calgary, Alberta
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