Ariadne

I mean, he is cute, right? Like, i-should-attempt-adopting-him-cute, like he-is-a-puppy-cute. Not holy-fuck-i'd-tap-that-cute.

A good mommy never lets her baby see who she murders. You don't want your child to be a psychopath, trust me.

Fun fact: I still want to adopt Max.

Jokes aside, it's not me on his phone right now. I didn't hack anyone. And am genuinely wondering darling, what the hell?

...did you /really/ try using Buttstallion as a disco ball? Poor horse. But creative. Very creative.

Okay, so there is a private folder, I'll leave that alone. But this is fun.

No, not out of jealousy, I'm not the kind that is jealous. I just like his taste in others,and I might see a thing or two. That'll be fun.

So, @PandoraHJack left his ECHOvice on his desk. I'm definitely going to go through his messages.

((I was planning to use a fc, for a LOOOOONG time, but now I stalked her again and she dyed her hair and it's pretty, but I'm sad.))

Wow, /someone/ decided to show some affection.

So I sat down and did some calligraphy. And with that I mean, I wrote 'fuck you' a million times inside a bigger 'fuck you'.

I hate sharing songs but... Yeah. I'm giving up. Have this. youtu.be/YTb6MoMLvcY

Guess who's back into drinking? Yeah; that's yours truly! Who's up to join me?

...said the woman who stayed an alcoholic during her pregnancy. Real proud of myself here.

But in all honesty, I'd tap that. I tapped that once or twice too.

Oh well, if he didn't visit me or let me visit him, I was starting to think I would adopt a pet to raise @MyDadCanPwnYou with.

Is that a yes? You're welcome, and yes, I know that you love me.

My DirectECHOs are working just fine, though. I can send important messages for you if you wish.

I'm really sorry about that, I mean it.

Sorry, that's probably just crazy. I should stop reading that stuff.