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Expert pilot. Sassy and all round bitch. || I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me, Bitch. Age: 37

Sanctuary, Pandora
Joined December 2013
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YOU GET A FORCE CHOKE AND YOU GET A FORCE CHOKE AND YOU GET A FORCE CHOKE!!!! EVERYONE GETS A FORCE CHOKE.
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"HEADS UP TO PEOPLE ON TH' SOUTH SIDE'A SANCTUARY! I am still gettin' used ta th' powers... Sorry if ah burn ya house down"
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"I've helped others get high before, But this is ridiculous"
"Knew she was too good to be true. She's 'ere to end me. I knew it. Death by cutie. That psychic was right"
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"Hot Cyborg on Cyborg action. DAAAANG"
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"Looks like Jack is trying to get this new gal of his and Max into a 3-Way. Dang that sounds hot."
The pilot sat at the bar nursing the swill they called booze and scoffed. "Rak ale still tastes like a skags arse"
"Y'know wha sucks? Ruins fuckin' suck. I don't see why y'all love exploring so much"
... That's it, I think it finally happened. I think my metamorphosis into a psycho is complete, I just heard a pony talk to me.
Th' hell happened to this place, it's dedder than Handsome Jack himself. Wait, that old bag of wrinkles is still around? Shit.
Did I hear someone ask if I was gone? Hell. You can't get rid of me that easy. I'm like herpes. You've got me for life @DIsDavey
I guess it's a good thing Ko is still off planet, she was like one of his friends or something.... Dang. Another one bites the Dust.
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Alyxandra Hanify retweeted
((thank god I was expecting Alyx to have a fan fic written by a certain lizard lover...
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Oh, @snipergunny2. That was the next Fic I was going to read. @Also_Koen has been busy writing her little heart out.
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Welp, back to the Yaoi. *kicks back reading her Vega and Cortez fan fiction*
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Snnnnrk. And he's... She's? Still going. Huehuehue.
*Continues to watch Max's journey into womanhood on the Echo* Huehuehue.
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PFTHAHAHA. OH MY GOD, MAX. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA