Yes, yes, yes... I'm just a man in a suit yearning for the world to love me. Or else. Liberal to the core. Also, I'm really sweet. I'm full of turtle meat.

Joined October 2017
We knew, we all knew.
Jack Smith: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 presidential election, President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power"
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Not even Aaron Sorkin could write this in a way that would not make us vomit
Way to bury the lede: Capriglione reportedly told his mistress that he wanted to ejaculate his “baby gravy” into batter for cookies that would be sold at his daughter's bake sale and that he enjoyed that “all of the girls in the neighborhood would be consuming” his semen.
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MBS is getting hacked to pieces on this one.
LOL MBS 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Fuck the Palm Beach County Commission fuckers
PALM BEACH COUNTY COMMISSION MEETING How is $1 billion not a budget item?
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It seems so simple, but those in power scare us into the belief that certain words are worse than dead children. It's been like this for as long as I've been alive.
what connects zionism to white supremacy? all love to @macklemore for being fearless
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Ossoff: "Last week the broken old man threw a two day party in Texas while it costs more than ever to fill up your truck, stock your fridge, and power your home ... they spent most of the last year covering up for the world's most famous pedophile"
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Gamera - Atomic Powered BS Expert retweeted
Bizarre, but completely accurate. Supporting Paxton and Trump both require 1) boasting loudly that you’re “Christian” while 2) violently rejecting the actual teachings of Christ. The extreme conservative fundamentalists of all religions are the ones ruining all religions, from the inside.
On MS NOW’s ‘11th Hour,’ in more reaction to the midterm convention, SiriusXM host John Fugelsang made a bizarre comparison between Democratic Texas Senate candidate James Talarico and his Republican opponent Ken Paxton: “James Talarico is someone who is saying Christians should follow the teachings of Christ. Ken Paxton is biting the heads off of live, screaming, bleeding angels. And this is the test before Christians of Texas…”
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Stop I’m gonna cry, this is the cutest sleepy baby ritual I’ve ever seen 🥹
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Melania is not sleeping with Trump currently, and you know it.
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Just don't shoot baby (or elder) donkeys.
Yeah, this ain’t gonna cut it boss. You hired a guy who was so terrified of a tiny donkey that he had to murder it. Thoughts and prayers isn’t enough.
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Nice
Great ad by the Democratic nominee against Max Miller. Not subtle! #OH07
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AD learned from @3YearLetterman
Aaron Donald never takes it easy in the weight room, no matter who he’s working out with 😅 Welcome back, @AaronDonald97
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This is the type of sour kraut-eating braniacs MAGA/MAHA have. Dumb bots or idiotic humans, like @ZachFOCO, who regurgitate BS because they think they're clever trolls. ($5.00 for when he comes back and says I've been triggered.)
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Disgusting. @NavyFederal
Replying to @NavyFederal
@NavyFederal How many times do I have to prove that my husband is dead & I qualify for tax relief w my county? STOP OVERPAYING & jacking up my escrow— or just free me from your escrow as I have asked before via email & letter. You paid 4 times my annual rate - a #GoldStarWife
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Well, this broke my heart a bit
That guy just became a multi millionaire
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A possible romantic relationship between a president and one of his aides isn’t something the public needs to know about. by Ken Starr and Newt Gingrich
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