Senior Product Manager - Security aka Geek in a Suit | Views expressed are mine |

Sunnyvale, CA
Joined August 2015
Replying to @kminx @kevinmitnick
Every day is social engineering day, but my wife doesn’t know. Kevin would be laughing. Still miss him. There will be an empty seat tonight at dinner
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Replying to @elonmusk
Pleasure to make this my last post. For someone who wants to save humanity, you have so little
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Kevin would be laughing his ass off at the collective heart attack we all just got from this retweet. Miss yah bud, and good job Dave
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It was my fault !!! I left my wallet in the seat pocket on my flight. Very grateful that the @lufthansa team could find it, and bring it to me in the lounge while I made my connection. Sadly, a member of the crew or cleaning team STOLE the €500 that was in it. #myerror
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You strike me as the kinda guy that would pay for better breasts
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Career announcement soon, but for now I’ll be at RSA2024, ping me if you want to connect
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I am alive. Important security announcement coming up before RSA. But in the meantime. @BritishJonFunny is performing at Rooster T Feathers on Wednesday for the first time in 3 years.
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Maybe time to go to better bars ???
Replying to @cybersecmeg
Im guessing your on site infiltration game is better than mine.
Replying to @profgalloway
There may be merit to twitter going private.....
Replying to @Audi
@Audi I just got this email from @AudiPaloAlto . Apparently I should be grateful they will only charge me $10,000 over MSRP. For that price i can buy a Tesla !!!!!! So how do dealers add value ?? #stealership
That brings back so many happy memories
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Replying to @MarriottBonvoy
@MarriottBonvoy @AloftHotels @Westin 7 nights, in 3 hotels this week. We are paying full price for half service. If i am paying $300 for a room, you need to have the staff for breakfast, cleaning and luggage. Or start pricing at @motel6 levels
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Replying to @C_C_Krebs
Didnt we create alternative facts ????
Replying to @Trentf_CA
Ornery Mule ? You're not going to believe what your old nickname was....
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I joke about drinking. But if you feel substances have control over you, address it. Twice as many Americans died from alcohol-related health problems between 1999 & 2017, and the pandemic made things worse.
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Replying to @Trentf_CA
Thats a horrible way to find out youre driving an Audi
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