@SecureJon

Senior Product Manager - Security aka Geek in a Suit | Views expressed are mine |

 Sunnyvale, CA
Joined August 2015
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I joke about drinking. But if you feel substances have control over you, address it. Twice as many Americans died from alcohol-related health problems between 1999 & 2017, and the pandemic made things worse.
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Chris Krebs
@C_C_Krebs25 Sep 2021
This is fan service. A cult of personality. All in the thrall of a single individual too chickenshit to take the L. He’s not a patriot. He doesn’t care about America. He doesn’t care about you. He cares about himself, how much money he has, & if he has influence. You’re the mark.
The Washington Post
@washingtonpost25 Sep 2021
Under pressure from former president Donald Trump, Republicans in Pennsylvania, Texas and Wisconsin are pursuing examinations of the 2020 vote in their states wapo.st/3o6JbGy
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Tonight, 7.30pm Pacific, at facebook.com/theworldsbestla… Will be a great show. Better than Oprah !!!
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Ronnie V.@RonnRonnV25 Jan 2021
My dad just had a feeding tube inserted as part of all the complications caused by having #Covid. I wasn't thrilled about this but then realized that after 25 years of my mom's cooking, it's probably a welcome thing.
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Ronnie V.@RonnRonnV30 Jan 2021
Just received a message, “Your dad is coding.” I thought, “Oh good... he’s learning a valuable skill while he’s been in the hospital with #Covid for 8 weeks.” Turns out, there’s no skill. He’s just dying now.
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
"I have been a Republican since the 1960s. I'm a member of the NRA, and I voted for Donald Trump. I think Trump has been the worst president we've ever had, so I’ll be glad to see him go."-Ed Good, 95 yr old WWII and Korean War Veteran 😳 #DNCConvention2020
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OnePlus
@oneplus13 Jul 2020
Here’s your chance to WIN one of the first ten #OnePlusNord devices. Ever. And we’re engraving them #01 to #10 to prove it. To participate: 1. RT and ❤️ 2. Fill this => onepl.us/nordgiveaway Winners will be announced on 21/07 after the #OnePlusNordAR launch.
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An amazing night, with fantastic comics in Monterey, CA. Featuring @ptrmunoz @jpK913 cambeezy.berry @davebcomedy and headliner @kabeezy . This is a lineup you're going to want… instagram.com/bigbritjon/p/B…
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
@realDonaldTrump what did you accomplish - NOTHING - what would you have without daddy's money - NOTHING - what sits below that mushroom stub of a penis - NOTHING.
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NBC Bay Area
@nbcbayarea5 Oct 2018
Trump Chicken makes an appearance during San Francisco Fleet Week. nbcbay.com/3sPB6pa [Photos: @sfnewsman]
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Mark Hamill suggests replacing Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame with Carrie Fisher's. Retweet if you agree that’s a great idea!!! ⭐️ cbsnews.com/news/star-wars-s…

"Star Wars" star Mark Hamill suggests replacing President Trump's Hollywood Star with Carrie...

"How about replacing it with someone who really earned it?" Hamill wrote, tagging Fisher's Twitter account.

cbsnews.com
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Stig Abell@StigAbell20 Jun 2018
Extraordinary stuff. When the news does this to an anchor...
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B@barbara_guraj11 Jun 2018
After almost 3 years of battling with immigration, my mom was finally allowed to come back to America. She arrived today and surprised my brother, who was 7 when she left, and this was his reaction.
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Michael Cohen is going to sing like a canary, but it’s ironic because it’s Trump who looks like one. #LSSC
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Fortinet
@Fortinet20 Apr 2018
What a week it's been at #RSAC! But before we close up shop, a reminder of the basics - a few straightforward strategies on how to build an effective security framework. spr.ly/6017DwAm9
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Fortinet
@Fortinet18 Apr 2018
A packed house at our #RSAC booth. Learn how the #FortinetSecurityFabric enables digital business and provides mid-and-large enterprise organizations with broad, integrated and automated protection from #IoT to #multi-cloud environments. spr.ly/6012DwcWA
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Check out our cool new animated video about Attivo Network's ThreatOps Platform that works hand-in-hand with the BOTsink engagement server for in-network #threatdetection, attack analysis, and acceleration of incident response! ow.ly/9kQp30jbKCO
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God
@TheTweetOfGod14 Mar 2018
It’s only been a few hours and Stephen Hawking already mathematically proved, to My face, that I don’t exist.
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I recieved word this morning that I passed the v8 Aruba Instructor Exam. I just need to co-teach once to seal the deal!!! #SoPumped – at Georgia, USA
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Jek Hyde@HydeNS33k28 Feb 2018
A good friend just started a new job at a relatively high-security facility. She was telling me about this shop inside that has the “best coffee ever.” I said, “Cool! I’d love to go to work with you and try some!” She smiled and said, “Yeah sure!... Wait no no NO!!!” 😈
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