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Joined January 2017
Better for some than others. xitter.cf/realDonaldTrump/status…
A great day at the White House!
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I wasn't fired. I just resigned to spend more time with my lawyers. I mean family.
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POTUS took the opportunity at the Jamboree today to order several cases of their delicious cookies, which he will definitely pay for.
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I think the President gave an excellent speech at the Trump Youth Jamboree today.
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We pledge to drain the sewer into the drinking water of every American. #MAGA #FiintForAll xitter.cf/realDonaldTrump/status…
Drain the Swamp should be changed to Drain the Sewer - it's actually much worse than anyone ever thought, and it begins with the Fake News!
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Stupid liberal eggheads expounded on the illusory nature of objective truth and now they complain when we make it national policy.
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Sure, the CIA, NSA, etc are unanimous that the Russians interfered with the election. But our voters don't think so, and that's what counts.
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I'm just acid washing my Twitter account to make it more transparent.
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The President fully and categorically denies that he or his staff have engaged in the practice of witchcraft. Putin will back us on this.
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Full transparency: <REDACTED>
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Sean Splicer retweeted
TRUMP: Nothing will distract us from passing a health care bill [Five seconds later] TRUMP: Are "get out of jail free" cards real?
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Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me -Galileo Galilei (1629) xitter.cf/Scaramucci/status/2137…
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In all fairness to Anthony Scaramucci, he wanted to endorse me 1st, before the Republican Primaries started, but didn't think I was running!
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Only crime so far is leaks, but we have huge ambitions here. xitter.cf/realdonaldtrump/status…
While all agree the U. S. President has the complete power to pardon, why think of that when only crime so far is LEAKS against us.FAKE NEWS
Congratulations @SHSlanders45 on your promotion!
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When I say I love @realDonaldTrump, I mean that only in the proper Republican way. And not like Lincoln. Never mind. Forget I said that,.
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Now that this distraction is over, let's get back to the important business of denying health care to the undeserving lower classes! #MAGA
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It's been an honor & a privilege to serve @POTUS @realDonaldTrump & this amazing country. I will continue my service through August
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I see the most important part of my job as ensuring that the deck chairs are in order while everyone finds their designated life boat.
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