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Sean Corrigan

@SeanMCorrigan

sadly, i’m the largest person you will meet this month. maybe this year.

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republicans tomorrow
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@WestttC_Nov 3
Happy Election Day everyone
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chatpile roan@chatpileroanNov 2
asbestos is pretty bad, i'd hate to see what asworstos would do to a person
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Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday, Jesus. Hope you like crap!
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@jainormisNov 2
the “I Voted” sticker stays ON during sex
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tasman
@lildorothy_Nov 2
(me as a sommelier) so basically this wine fucking rules
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The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
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do not forget to set your clocks on fire tonight because time is irrelevant
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Well, it is finally official. Murder is legal in the state of California.
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slothy@slothy_420Nov 1
daylight doesn’t need saving i do
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Austin Rdzanek@imRizdyNov 1
Do people just like yank their pubes out at the urinal like, what is up with that?
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@juumelo_Oct 31
oh no the cursed amulet has taken over my body and it’s making me drink 14 beers tonight
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@amelia_tweetzNov 1
Remember to set your clocks back tonight from standard depression to seasonal depression.
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Corby Zone
@MissionArtistOct 31
Just saw some early Halloween trick or treaters out with their parents
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Beetlejuice Green
@BeetlepimpOct 31
HALLOWEEN THROWBACK RUN FA YA LIFE 🎃
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Punt Road
@punt_rdOct 31
There’s a grunge-themed wrestler named Steven Flowe whose theme song is ‘Even Flow’ by Pearl Jam… except all the lyrics are just his name. And as commitment to the aesthetic? Double flannel. Living every ’90s kid’s dream 🤘
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Normal Dervy@DervyOct 31
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Halloween is the perfect opportunity to pass out all the ketchup and sauce packs you've been accumulating all year.
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Taro@YuranagiiOct 30
I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me
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