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roller coaster junkie | gambling addict | germaphobe | 🍻 | pretty good at curling 🥌 | du du dudu 🏎️ | Bruins 🐻 | Pole 🇵🇱 |

Orlando, FL
Joined October 2009
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Do people just like yank their pubes out at the urinal like, what is up with that?
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“We can watch full imax videos in the queue on my phone” -an insufferable Apple user
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just pissed so hard I got the toilet to flush
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You know the world is shit when a PRIVATE Venmo just wouldn’t go through because I made a funny joke in the payment description and Venmo said that it wasn’t appropriate and cancelled it.
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Idk what scarier right now. The Seaworld bathrooms or the lettuce situation in the USA.
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So sad what the tourney has turn into this year. At least everyone forgot about the USA blunder by this point hahah
Aquí han pitado falta a favor de Argentina. Y no estoy bromeando.
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Austin Rdzanek retweeted
Aquí han pitado falta a favor de Argentina. Y no estoy bromeando.
La falta de Suiza que acaba de pitar el árbitro es para perder la puta cabeza
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U.S.A. doesn’t chant right. I’m just tryin to burn the Belgium waffles in our continental hotel breakfastestes, and no one will chant about it
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Austin Rdzanek retweeted
Replying to @EvanHtafc
Players gon start shaving their heads so the hair doesn’t set off the sensor in the ball 😵‍💫
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But he doesn’t touch the ball? Croatia v Portugal World Cup
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Carole Howald that is RIDICULOUS! Inexplicable! Mind-blowing! Every word in the book! 📺: gem.cbc.ca (🍁) / watch.espn.com (🇺🇸) / watch.rockchannel.com / 🌎
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This is as stupid as watching the NBA. #ncaa bad calls bad calls
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This F1 season is BORRRING there’s no battles at the corners 🥱 these cars suck @F1
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AI po tygodniu w Polsce.
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Finally we have one thing better than Canada A Curling team that doesn’t cheat 🤭
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This was so much more true of a tweet than I was ready for.
Here we go the day everyone starts talking about Curling in the Olympics again and they allll act like they know what’s going on little do they know they’re talking to me,professional amateur curler of nine years 🥌
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If they just admitted they did it once and stopped talking no one would care but 🍿 🍿 We’re all here for it.
NEW: Canadian curling star Marc Kennedy claims he was set up by "premeditated" cameras to catch him "in an act" of cheating. The Canadian curling team is now claiming to be victims after they were caught on camera 'double-touching' the stone. "They have come up with a plan here at the Olympics, as far as I know, to catch teams in the act at the hog line," Kennedy said. "This was planned... it was kind of evident that something was going on, and they were trying to catch us in an act." Kennedy and Coach Paul Webster accused Sweden of setting up cameras to catch them cheating. "I know we’re not the only team that they’ve done that to. So I think this was, I don’t know what the word is for that, but like a premeditated plan to try to catch us," Kennedy said. Sweden is firing back at Canada, saying they've been sounding the alarm on alleged Canadian cheating for seven or eight years. "We've been saying this for maybe seven, eight years or something. The media crew decided to place the camera on the hog line to see what was happening..." said Niklas Edin of Sweden.
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Here we go the day everyone starts talking about Curling in the Olympics again and they allll act like they know what’s going on little do they know they’re talking to me,professional amateur curler of nine years 🥌
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Why do bowling alleys always serve pizza and nachos and then everyone is fingering the same ball and you’re eating pizza with your fingered fingers gross
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I bet you ms umbridge smells really good just saying
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