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Register at dkms.org.uk/
It'll take you 5 minutes and a trip to the postbox.
You might not have to do anything else, or you could save someone's life.
Tomorrow morning I’ll be on @GMB and lots of radio explaining why you all need to go to dkms.org.uk and register to become a blood stem cell donor.
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Popping back to let you know they've re-released Animal Lovers, with revised prose and a new cover
amazon.co.uk/Animal-Lovers-R…
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Feels like we’ve been getting a lot of omens lately. Anyone else worried about the omens?
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Fucking visiting idiots are expecting this
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When my doctor is Werner Herzog:
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Imagine thinking “Muslims” brought riots and revolution to … France.. ….to France!?
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How you gonna give 60 minutes to a guy whose 15 ran out years ago
Sacha Baron Cohen has made a career out of rendering himself unrecognizable. He’s played the lovable but ignorant reporter Borat, the fashion- and fame-obsessed narcissist Bruno, and the hip-hop idiot Ali G.
This Sunday, Baron Cohen sits down with 60 Minutes’ Ariel Levy to talk about his career, his unforgettable characters and what’s next.
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My A5 prints are still just £9.99 and you can get an even cheaper bargain if you look at my ‘seconds’ page.
You can get another 10% OFF if you use the code REALART10 at checkout.
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it's always "IF elon created something useful" and never "Elon ACTUALLY created something useful"
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a circulatory system is seen by the perimeter fence. a few days later, a partially muscled skeleton stands in a hallway and screams for a moment before vanishing
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Hit the waitress with a classic “it was terrible” when she took my clean plate away
