@robpalkwriter

I write. Rep : @agentandagent First book, Animal Lovers. Written for Guardian, Fence, Happy Reader Can also do talking

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For some reason I am now an expert on James Bond and am back discussing THUNDERBALL on @drjonty's excellent Bond podcast. Listen to it or I'll probably shoot you, like Bond would open.spotify.com/episode/3vn…

Thunderball

The James Bond Book Club · Episode

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Popping back to let you know they've re-released Animal Lovers, with revised prose and a new cover amazon.co.uk/Animal-Lovers-R…

Animal Lovers

Animal Lovers

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Popping back to let you know they've re-released Animal Lovers, with revised prose and a new cover amazon.co.uk/Animal-Lovers-R…

Animal Lovers

Animal Lovers

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Salt has signed a two-book deal with Rob Palk, including a new novel and a reissue of his debut 👇
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Joel@PoorlyAgedWho13 Jul 2025
I think we as doctor who fans take for granted just how mental it is that they busted out a tom baker waxwork for this photo shoot
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I would die for my country but I would never let my country die for me. Ooh! Chase me! I could crush a grape!
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Well alright! Ooh!
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I coulda had class, I coulda been a contender, I coulda been somebody. Instead of a bum, which is what I am
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You lot still on here, bloody hell
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Last night a DJ sprayed my wife – at Leicester, England
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They knew how to enjoy themselves in 1955. (from Andrew Barrow's Gossip book). Harold Macmillan bowled out by Mr Pastry. @robpalkwriter Who can we put up against David Lammy?
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Bond girls are supposed to be called things like Hartley Caramel or Cumina Jiffy
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wikipedia page for hitler’s hometown of 17k people trying to pad out the “notable residents” list is so funny to me for some reason
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44 today. The aimless second act after the strong start where you get to know all the characters and the renewed excitement as we hurtle towards the climax
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#Fridayreads by Christopher Isherwood 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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David Lynch had the knack of always seeming both contemporary and out of step with the times, which is the same as to say immortal
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From that Neil gaiman article. Like he's a monster etc but that collection sounds insanely vast and eclectic. What kind of erudite bookworm scholar would have spider man and also a regular book
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finally here. we made it. and it feels so good
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Dreamt I was hanging out with a catty Frankenstein's monster, he kept saying "actually Victor is the name of the LOSER" then looking round as though he expected people to be impressed
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This isn't a brilliant joke but it's pretty good to say I was asleep
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