@Scutterman

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 Cornwall, England
Joined September 2009
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Mom got me a Creative Commons tee shirt. I will wear it, but people will probably totally rip off my fashion sense.
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kalium@kalium12 Feb 2010
Computer Engineer Barbie. I laugh, but I'm also secretly pleased.
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Anya Portnik@portnik12 Feb 2010
RT @FakeAPStylebook soccer - the game sissy Europeans play instead of football; football - the game sissy Americans play instead of rugby
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RT @caseorganic: Nominate Portland, Oregon for Google's trial run of super fast fiber optic Internet. http://bit.ly/bvLMkK
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The Oatmeal
@Oatmeal11 Jan 2010
So I hear you're fond of literature http://bit.ly/59UsWI
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RT @annakarenine: The Children of Cyberspace: Old Fogies by Their 20s (from the NYTimes) http://bit.ly/4U768h
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True Fact! Telemarketers dissolve easily in molten lava!
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Anya Portnik@portnik25 Dec 2009
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
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David Brady
@dbrady23 Dec 2009
"How do you feel about writing code that's going to get thrown away?" Me: "Will I get paid to write the new code too?" "Yes." Me: "Woo-HOO!"
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90 A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
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Anya Portnik@portnik11 Dec 2009
Ham and Eggs - A day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.
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Anya Portnik@portnik10 Dec 2009
I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.
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Anya Portnik@portnik8 Dec 2009
You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes, and you will learn a lot today.
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How To Fire Someone in Gotham City - http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1795701 Digg? http://tinyurl.com/ybfpu3d

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Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million, but I was just as happy when I had $48 million - Arnold Schwarzenegger
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