@ScopeOfVariable

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A coward like you could never defeat the mighty Sisyphus! You need to be a little boulder.
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“THE PROPHECY IS CLEAR. NO MAN CAN DEFEAT ME.” Norman: “I have some weally bad news.”
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Youve been saying your contractions like theres no apostrophe, she said. Maybe. Been reading too many CormacMcCarthynovels? Might be I have. Might be I havent been reading enough of them.
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'Twas the night before Christmas, and Peter F. Drucker Was at the North Pole. Buckle up, motherfucker! Ten billion-plus packages, shipped in one night Would give any supply chain exec quite a fright.
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Cloud-based solutions provider
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A short SF horror story: The time-traveler notices your mask. “Wait. What year is it?”
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need to buy 12 packs of skulls
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FartPowder@fartpowder26 Jan 2018
My amazing friend is going to run this game.
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Grace@gracecondition14 Dec 2017
you got your aunt to use a password manager, but she sets her master password to "12345" the good advice you are currently following but are fucking up in a similar fashion
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Steven Kaas@stevenkaas23 Jul 2017
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Voice, Exit, Loyalty, Absolutely Positively Killing Every Motherfucker In The Room
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sol@fire__exit2 Sep 2017
them: "this is a hill i will die on" me: "this is a hill i will kill you on"
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Vessel Of Spirit@VesselOfSpirit13 Jul 2017
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Grognor@Grognor16 Jan 2015
if we all work together we can make "what is the most commonly-asked question?" its own answer
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Grace@gracecondition26 Aug 2017
Word-mute too unsophisticated? Try Twitter's new Motivation-mute™. Hide tweets based on the poster's motivation for tweeting them
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Alexey Guzey
@alexeyguzey30 Jul 2017
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Grace@gracecondition23 Jul 2017
twitter is actually an academic project meant to mine all the nonboring ways to say you're very very sad
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Some people think "For every false statement, there's another even more false statement." But nothing could be further from the truth.
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Grace@gracecondition27 Jun 2017
Deworm the World, but for earworms
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Normal Sun Twitter, who all have the same true-color image of the Sun and post things like "the Red Sox are better than the Yankees"
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