a different ocean. a different world.

Joined August 2010
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i raise my hand to my brow not to shade my eyes from the sun but to salute it
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i am very sorry for everyone who was worried
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you know those dashcam vids of that meteor over russia in 2013 and they shout or whatever but just keep driving casually -- i understand now
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the thought of tweeting again is terrifying. 500 rts and i'll do it
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thought i would have more to say but i don't even know aside from "thank you everyone, i'm glad to be back"
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normal operations will resume tomorrow; good night
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if things ever get dicey don't adapt so easily you forget they can be better
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if people don't know your preferences they can't violate your autonomy by fulfilling them
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i've checked off most of the male fantasy wishlist but i never feel more masculine than when i service my car in a random parking lot
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i've changed my mind; the actual most masculine thing you can do is take a fat shit at a girl's place
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i learned the word "hostel" from the film "hostel"
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"philz" coffee is the evil west coast twin of peets
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berkeley safeway bathroom -- swear i didn't write this
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never been more upset at forgetting my sharpie
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sharpie acquired 😇
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applied chapstick but not feeling my lips is causing me to dissociate
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first "known to the state of california" warning i've seen that might be true
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in dry areas you can tell when someone has driven down a dirt road from miles and minutes away
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why did he do it
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