As alive as you need me to be

Joined January 2015
Phanatic Dan retweeted
BREAKING NYT: Trump's new press secretary, Katie Zacharia, was fired Friday, after less than a week on the job, according to three people familiar with the matter. nytimes.com/2026/10/16/us/po…
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Our new White House press secretary appears to be a Chinese lawyer?
Q: You said Zacharia is an attorney. Where did she pass the bar exam? What state? ZACHARIA: When I moved to China
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Phanatic Dan retweeted
Russian bot traffic has dropped to nearly 0 after Ukraine struck a Yandex data center in Vladimir, Russia
Ukrainian drones struck three Yandex data centres in Russia, shutting down two and crippling the third. The attacks disrupted more than 80 services, including banking, transport and cloud infrastructure, following Russian strikes on Ukrainian data centres.
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Bengals -6.5 never in doubt 😅
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH
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This team is so cooked. OC blows, QB blows.
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Phanatic Dan retweeted
Unearthed texts reveal Trump's Ambassador to Greece Kimberly Guilfoyle asked a donor to pay off her $100,000 credit card debt in exchange for favors. Guilfoyle repeatedly begged the donor to stop putting her request in writing.
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Phanatic Dan retweeted
Welp!
Stephen A. Smith mocks Lane Johnson for retiring to focus on his mental health
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The President of the United States calling on our enemies to take out an American city is treason.
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Phanatic Dan retweeted
Tonight an American president called the destruction of two major American cities a small price to pay. And tomorrow no one will care. That’s where we are now.
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Hate being right
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Phanatic Dan retweeted
The man who took out full page ads demanding the death penalty for five Black and Latino teenagers falsely accused of rape is out here worried that the seven majority white Cornell frat boys accused of rape "won't get a fair shake".
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Gonna be a boo birds type of game today I can feel it
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Phanatic Dan retweeted
"I can go ramp, I can go stairs" -- Trump's audience in Texas gives him an extremely tepid round of applause as he brags about being able to go up stairs without falling
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PAINTER WITH THE MASTERPIECE
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Insane intensity level for this game. Close it out!
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Proof Harper read my tweet in the on deck circle
Please force Harper to accept a trade whenever the next season is
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Please force Harper to accept a trade whenever the next season is
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Hurts really hasn’t developed as passed at all
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This is pretty embarrassing. Still will prob somehow win
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