The Hank Hill of Environmental Design. Recovering Bookseller.

Baltimore, MD
Joined July 2014
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god willing!!
Paris today. Your city tomorrow?
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I’m going to start doing this with my tweets.
My landlord is beefing with her printer I guess
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Victimless crime, wrap it up.
A fitness influencer has been arrested for shooting an Uber Eats driver who came back to ask for his girlfriend’s number The driver had returned nearly an hour after delivering food, hoping to see the woman again
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Hadn’t seen it back. What a fucking pussy lol
here’s the exchange where @sostalksmoney makes what is charitably called a joke: “I’m sure your mom really died of a headache — your mom might have died from a headache” @AdamFriedland if u read this i’ll take it down for $100,000
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In another episode of “Things That Should Be Illegal”
NEW: Megadonors have now poured *2.3 billion* into the midterm elections. Leading the pack is Elon Musk, the world's richest man, who is now the biggest individual political donor in American history. Six donors have given $100M+. Read here: washingtonpost.com/elections…
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she’s becoming a noble gas
TRUMP: KATIE ZACHARIA WILL STAY IN SOME FORM, BUT MAYBE ANOTHER FORM
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They were in Saudi Arabia, lol
Going to bring back some of Daniel Dubois' greatest hits Not knowing where Africa is
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I learned about the Holocaust and I was like, that's bad. Then I learned about the Civil Rights Movement and I was like, that's good.
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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Disco Elysium is so cool I wish being cripplingly mentally ill while trying to navigate a confusing world inhabited by people with nonsensical ideologies who refuse to acknowledge the world is slowly ending was real
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My dad told me he loved me growing up and I got good grades
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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Watching Come And See in the format it was meant to be seen: On a cellphone.
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File this under “@CallMeWilsar Was Right About Everything”
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Not a lot of Bill Hicks fans on here, I guess.
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An Iranian political painting depicting Stalin as a Persian archer shooting the ‘Red Army’ at Hitler’s heart, 1945.
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That’s not recharging, that’s nodding off in an opium den.
I love how millennials recharge by just shutting down completely and putting on their obscure comfort show that went off the air 20 years ago
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🚨🚨TRENDING🚨🚨 Legendary Pittsburgh #Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin says he believes he may be on the autism spectrum. “I am probably on the spectrum. My wife would say that.” Tomlin was one of the all-time great characters in #NFL history due to his personality. (Via GQ)
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it is heartening to know ap european history student humor is alive and well
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Barry Lyndon is a 3-hour film about why you should not trust Protestant Irishmen.
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VOLITION - Subdue the regret. Dust yourself off, proceed. You'll get it in the next life, where you don't make mistakes. Do what you can with this one, while you're alive.
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People like this also think Between Two Ferns was real.
Replying to @magi_jay
I’m laughing so hard at the stans insisting that this was all planned out, like Hasan is some great actor that could fake being humiliated as a bit. Lmao yeah, sure.
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