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Daniel

@SchemesHawk

I used to be slightly funny in 2015-2016.

Joined April 2012
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happy may the 4th
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30 years ago they made a movie with all Rizzlers
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I’ll be watching hours of this if u need to find me
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I tried speaking softly and carrying a big stick but a group of teenagers started laughing at me and said “Homie compensating for something ☠️” and they couldn’t even hear my come back
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Stop this nonsense and madness now.. #CeasefireNOW
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Imagine thinking wrestling isn't the greatest art form in existence #EFFYBGB7
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when you say something so Haimphobic they just have to hit you with the chicken wing stare
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Replying to @RealHeathcliffs
Monday Hopcliff:
Hopcliff the frog is driving a frog-shaped car down the road through falling confetti as Jimmy the frog sist on top of the seat waving. On the otherwise empty sidewalk, Iggy tells Grampa Nutmeg "No one showed up for the ticker tape parade."

ALT Hopcliff the frog is driving a frog-shaped car down the road through falling confetti as Jimmy the frog sist on top of the seat waving. On the otherwise empty sidewalk, Iggy tells Grampa Nutmeg "No one showed up for the ticker tape parade."

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The news is always like: "America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free."
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I blame Jenny Nicholson
A sign reads "The Passion of the Garbage Ape" over a fence play that involves Heathcliff, dressed as a Roman guard, using a sword to cut the side of the Garbage Ape who is nailed to a cross. An assembled crowd of cats watches from below, and Iggy and Grandma watch from a window above. Iggy says, "He died for our bins."

ALT A sign reads "The Passion of the Garbage Ape" over a fence play that involves Heathcliff, dressed as a Roman guard, using a sword to cut the side of the Garbage Ape who is nailed to a cross. An assembled crowd of cats watches from below, and Iggy and Grandma watch from a window above. Iggy says, "He died for our bins."

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This should be a non partisan issue, I have always believed that it was the dream of every American to see a president get arrested, regardless of party because it’s really funny to think about a president getting arrested
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12 Jun 2023
Image from actual heathcliff comics (@RealHeathcliffs)
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every restaurant should have a nook where you can take a little nap. A napping corner
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True bass heads are pouring one out for Andy Rourke. The man played the fuck out of the bass
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Cleaning out Cody's room
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starting to get a little bit pissed off about racism
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Appeal to Reason, Girard, Kansas, April 1, 1905
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if only hitler could have seen Jonah Hill in 21 Jump Street
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