Kaine Parker

*Enters into the office of @ASM_Spidey* You no good rotten, we had a deal, Parker!

*Runs away from @ProperJess and her weird mechanical/alien/Whovian mutt*

*Drags @ProperJess into DMs*

I am Ultimate Goblin.

@Waspish1 Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu keep doing that.

// Going to change this account temporary for storyline purposes on my other account. Will return to Gobby afterwards.

That Web of what's his name is getting married to that other mouthy spider? ......I give it 6 weeks.

*Somewhere in another universe* Viper? *FAP*

Excellent Louis and Alan...

The person above this tweet must fight the person below this tweet to the death. NOW!

Shut up, other-universe-Parker's-clone-who's-story-took-a-decade-to-be-told-where-my-unverse-took-only-a-story-arc-to-do-it, and better.

@Blerdrunner Okay then. I'm bored. And jailed. So mucking about while I wait for a certain somebody to give me reason to sign off.

@Blerdrunner Do you know who this is?

@Blerdrunner HAAAA! I see what you did there. Clever Kyle.

@Blerdrunner Your face hurts.

@Blerdrunner Because. I just do.

@Blerdrunner I hate you.

*FAPS over twitters dead body for jailing @WoS_Spidey*

*Throws Twitter off a cliff for finally jailing @WoS_Spidey for the first time ever*