I can't swim or tell the time from an anologue clock..... Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.
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All is forgiven you big tagliatelle fucker 🙌🏼
🚨⚪️⚫️ EXCLUSIVE: Newcastle have agreed deal to sign Matias Fernández Pardo from Lille, here we go! 💣
#NUFC set to pay €60m fee plus add-ons to Lille, Fernández Pardo has said yes to Magpies project.
Top signing done for Newcastle: Fernández Pardo will fly TODAY. ✈️
Finally getting that #NUFC transfer
Hamza joined us aged seven, later representing our First Team, winning the FA Cup and Championship title over a Leicester City association spanning more than two decades.
Thank you, Hamza, and best of luck for the future 🦊
ALT Hamza Choudhury pictured during his time in the LCFC Academy.
ALT Hamza Choudhury wins LCFC's 17/18 Development Squad Player of the Season.
ALT Hamza Choudhury celebrates winning the 23/24 Championship title.
ALT Hamza Choudhury celebrates winning the 2021 FA Cup.
Winning the lot….
🚨 Newcastle United reach agreement with Manchester City to sign Nico Gonzalez. Deal for 24yo #MCFC midfielder ~£52m, comprising ~£48m fixed + ~£4m add-ons. Spaniard granted permission to take medical & complete #NUFC move. W/ @ChrisDHWaugh @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7534776…
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A message from our city to our new Head Coach ahead of his first game at St. James’ Park 🖤🤍
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From: Jeffrey Epstein <[email protected]>
28. Oct. 2016, 3am
Luke Edwards, nice person, should invite him soon
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Jiassle (YICE-LUH) I can boogie, Seany Steur and Malik Thiaw, Woltemade, Lewis Miley, Harvey Barrrrnnnneeess.
We’re going double platinum.
Finally a very good chant.
#nufc
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We're proud to be supporting the #TogetherAgainstSuicide initiative alongside @Samaritans and the @PremierLeague. 💙🤍
Find safe spaces, trained listeners and vital support at @The_AmexStadium. 🫂
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Yesterday we lost one of our own a man that could light up and room. A legend in more ways than one and a questionable singer so il leave you with his karaoke special. Until we meet again @curtiscoppen94 ❤️
Not just a rolls Royce centre half @curtiscoppen94 with a @NorthShieldsFC special 😂🏆❤️
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For those who have an interest in such things. Due to reasons, I’ve got 2 tickets for Inside Number 9: Stage/Fright on the 7th March in London on sale here - tixel.com/t/9a21b32e-b07e-44…
Like, share and even buy them for a saucy DM.
My mate @megamarvatron will be able to assist, he has previous with @RoyalMail
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Sat next to @Im_RobM all match, didn’t even mention Asda pizza. Beginning to think it’s all a lie
Loking to sell 2 x Platinum bonds, 70years left to run. Can give more information regarding seats etc if interested. Drop me a message #NUFC @NUFCSpares @Nusc2023 @nufc