#SATIRE for Independent Minds. Not for cranky people. Opinions here not found in stores. โ€” AMERICA FIRST - not MAGA Catholic

New Jersey, USA
Joined March 2015
Talking about America First while your staff removes the one person wearing an America First hat.
Groyper spotted behind JD Vance was just escorted out of the rally for wearing an America First hat
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MAGA is dying .
Groyper spotted behind JD Vance was just escorted out of the rally for wearing an America First hat
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Jared Goff says hi to a group of sisters who taught him at Marin Catholic High School
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The product that saved Apple. Without it there may be no Apple today.
On October 23, 2001, Apple released the iPod
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No. The chart shows gross outlays. Payroll taxes ($1,341bn SS, $406bn Medicare HI) are separate receipts and not subtracted. Redrawn net of those dedicated taxes (new total $5,649bn): SS and Medicare shrink sharply; interest, health, and defense become larger shares of the remaining burden on general revenues.
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Replying to @nypost
Trumped bombed Iran during negotiations and killed 145 schoolchildren. Iโ€™m ok with this.
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Replying to @FDRLST
Rubio is a zionist shill who literally needs to grow up. How is it that this child isn't leading the negotiations on Ukraine and Iran? I thought he was US Secretary of State. "what do you do here ...exactly?"
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LeBron made $1.4 billion in our country and this is how he shows his gratitude
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JD Vance tells Nick Fuentes to leave his family alone, then he defends Vivekโ€™s attack ad targeting Amy Actonโ€™s family โ€œAre families fair game or are they not?โ€
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Replying to @EvanAKilgore
The goal is to scare illegals from voting and word of mouth spreads quickly. Where is Jose? they asked. He voted and no one knows here he is now.
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Democrats new campaign ad.
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Replying to @Bannons_WarRoom
Probably Biden working behind the scenes.
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My tomatoes were smaller this year and I believe AI is having an impact.
One more possible sign that AI is already impacting employment in NYC: For the first time in decades, NYers ages 22โ€“27 with a college degree have a higher unemployment rate than those without one. How long do we wait before we start treating this as real?
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๐Ÿ’ช SEND THEM BACK!
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This is the last Christian village in the West Bank, Taybeh. Itโ€™s being blockaded by the IDF, because the Settler Terrorists are attacking the residents and stealing the olive harvest. See the blue crown stencil? Thatโ€™s a symbol of Chabad Lubavitch.
Sen. Ted Cruz was given an award for his service from the American Friends of Chabad Lubavitch at an event in Washington, DC last week. He spent his speech lamenting rising "anti-Semitism" among young Christians, as well as young people on all sides of the political spectrum. "[We may] wake up in five years and find ourselves in a country where both major parties are unambiguously anti-Israel and unapologetically antisemitic," Cruz warned the group, according to Jewish Insider. Lobbyist Jeff Miller of the Republican Jewish Coalition, whom Trump picked to be chairman of the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Council, was also honored at the event. After being introduced by Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick, Miller too lamented the rise in "anti-Semitism" on social media and called for Jewish groups to form a unified front to fight back. "This is not a partisan fight, nor should it ever become one. We may disagree about politics, but tonight, in this room and in this fight, we must be one," Miller said, as reported by JI. "Whether antisemitism comes from Hasan Piker or Tucker Carlson, we must call it for what it is. Anyone who condemns antisemitism from the other side while excusing it from their own is not fighting hatred. They are exploiting it." Pres. Trump himself also gave a video address to the group. It appears no video of the event has been released.
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Anyone have 8 medals laying around? #Nobel
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Mike Ditka RIP: โ€œI am so grateful for the Roman Catholic faith with which I was raised. My dad didnโ€™t go to church, but my mom was a terrific Catholic โ€“ a fervent convert to the faith โ€“ and always saw that we went to mass and Catholic school. The Sisters of Saint Joe taught us so much at St. Paddyโ€™s Church and school in Aliquippa, Pa. The nuns, they were really tough โ€“ theyโ€™d hit you if need be โ€“ and they taught us everything we needed. It was really great. I wouldnโ€™t trade that for anything.โ€
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To save Medicare we should increase taxes on nicotine pouches. Or maybe sports betting parlays.
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