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Alyssa

@SassSquared

There is probably sun screen in my purse.

 Mayor of Grumpville
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Joined February 2011
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game boring af
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Me, 0.00% Puerto Rican, watching the Super Bowl today 🇵🇷
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it hurts to see other people living your dream (booing jd vance at the olympics)
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An extraordinary paragraph. buff.ly/uH5ykhX
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It doesn’t feel like party rock is in the house tonight. It hasn’t for a long time
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BREAKING: The Minnesota Public Utilities Commission has voted to let BlackRock buy Allete, the company that runs Minnesota Power.
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One day you’re young and wild; the next, it’s Tuesday, and you’re dialing into a team's call.
A brown bear staring intently while resting on a log at Katmai National Park & Preserve, Alaska.

ALT A brown bear staring intently while resting on a log at Katmai National Park & Preserve, Alaska.

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Lewis Hamilton (@LewisHamilton) profile pictureLewis Hamilton
@LewisHamilton14 Jul 2025
Wishing everyone a great week. Go after your goals and remember I’m rooting for you
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Replying to @moultano
Basically every single crank conspiracy theory is to explain pollution without blaming corporations
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Alyssa retweeted
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reb@rebmasel24 Jun 2025
Seeing the beauty in everything isn’t a choice I’m confronted with it by force. A tree twice my age reaches for sidewalk to thwack my cheek. Sun hits leaf & it holds a galaxy. Old lady holds a door for me. I run. She laughs. I can’t not notice. Much is horror. But I can’t not see
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Good fucking god
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Janessa Goldbeck (@jgoldbeck) profile pictureJanessa Goldbeck@jgoldbeck16 Jun 2025
🚨 There’s a lot of horrific news out of Washington right now—but you might have missed this: Senate Republicans just introduced a plan to sell off 120 million acres of our public lands. Let me break down what’s in the bill and why it’s a full-scale land grab. 🧵
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Wow, what a stressful week of work. Time to relax by holding a phone beaming endless streams of horrific international news inches from my head
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When you reappear in people’s lives after inexplicably disappearing for several months.
Bear looking through a window at Katmai National Park & Preserve. Oh no! Did you make eye contact!?!⁣⁣

ALT Bear looking through a window at Katmai National Park & Preserve. Oh no! Did you make eye contact!?!⁣⁣

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when a mobile site prompts me to download their app
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Lutnik
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When you reappear in people's lives after inexplicably disappearing for several months.
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Replying to @WickyDubs2
If not project 2025 why project 2025 shaped.
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