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Alyssa

@SassSquared

There is probably sun screen in my purse.

 Mayor of Grumpville
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Joined February 2011
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Opening the work email after a long weekend:
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Just looked at a coworker and told them they’re killing the earth for their nieces and nephews when they said they’re using AI “a lot” So I’m choosing violence this morning
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At a Gopher hockey game and the announcer said Gophs were at full strength after a power play, and a long forgotten part of my brain rose up to shout, “ALWAYS WERE”
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It’s TIME* *I’m watching the curling doubles gold medal match replay
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CORY AND CORY GOING FOR GOLD IN CURLING!!!!! STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS
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game boring af
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Me, 0.00% Puerto Rican, watching the Super Bowl today 🇵🇷
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it hurts to see other people living your dream (booing jd vance at the olympics)
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An extraordinary paragraph. buff.ly/uH5ykhX
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Dr. Doom? More like Dr. Doo Doo. *send tweet*
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(Yes, I finally watched Fantastic 4)
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Rude that nobody told me Moon Knight was about my first love (Egyptian mythology) and not about something I don’t care about (space)
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It doesn’t feel like party rock is in the house tonight. It hasn’t for a long time
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BREAKING: The Minnesota Public Utilities Commission has voted to let BlackRock buy Allete, the company that runs Minnesota Power.
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Anyway, here’s a bear I saw in Alaska:
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“The Kennedy package” - I tell the flight attendant asking me if I want wine
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