I was born. I'm alive. I'll die. Same as your story, I'm sure.
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Charlie Kirk once said that Texas would never turn blue in his lifetime. And what do you know, he was right.
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H: *gives the side-eye when told my niece has a different last name than I do*
Me: Oddly my sister didn't marry a first cousin… so my niece has a different last name. I know that's a difficult concept to grasp in the south.
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The Biden economy is so strong businesses are willing to hire convicted felons out on bail.
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If you see something wrong in this country and wonder how it started, 9 times out of 10 the answer is Ronald Reagan.
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my aunt said she was thankful for the best family in the world and I said “when are they coming?” and it MURDERED
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if we’ve brought back global pandemics, titanic disasters, railroad strikes, a King of England and Russian coups, we should also get to bring back the parts of the 20th century where they had cocaine in the soda and a minimum wage earner could buy a family home
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JUST IN:
Trump supporters left empty-handed after he promised 'food for everyone' at Miami's Versailles
Idiots
😂😂😂
I guess they had to go home and drink some more kool-aid
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ever since i was young i knew i wanted to be on the computer
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5-year-old: Guess what? Today in school someone’s EYE broke open.
Me: What???
5-year-old: I’m done telling this story.
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📄Ambassador @emoctezumab sends a letter responding to insulting comments made by @SenJohnKennedy about Mexico.
🎥Watch the video here: bit.ly/42V2SCl
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#PowerPost🙌🏻🙌🏼🙌🏽🙌🏾🙌🏿™️
Over 30 years ago, Donald Trump took out full page ads calling for my execution.
On the day he was arrested and arraigned, here is my ad in response.
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He bragged about being able to identify a f’ng elephant & memorize five words in order, Twitchy.
In the meantime, he asked about injecting disinfectants, stared directly at an eclipse, said windmills cause cancer & that there were airports during the Revolutionary war.
So don’t.
