@zzdoublezz

~ beloved comedian ~ check out my new podcast JUDGMENT DAY

 Brooklyn, NY
linktr.ee/zzdoublezz
Joined February 2009
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going through old hinge messages and god this one hurt
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Zach Zimmerman@zzdoublezzOct 19
Theranos Thanos
em@filmlverOct 18
do NOT go see you can see everything in the first row
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Theranos Thanos
em@filmlverOct 18
do NOT go see you can see everything in the first row
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Liste@endlisteOct 18
Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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I know friction is good and micro-moments with strangers build community and strengthen the social fabric, but riding in a driverless car is a zen paradise
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comedy means 6am flights which means 5am Lyfts which means quiet rides with conservative men capable of great harm
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pep 🐟@SUBMARINER1941Oct 17
when i was like 8 years old with undiagnosed autism and i learned about intellectual property and copyright law and i pulled up to recess the next day like bad news guys. we can’t play avengers anymore. we’ll go to jail
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Zach Zimmerman@zzdoublezzOct 17
I’m sorry babe when I said I was 10 minutes late I meant I was 10 minutes late telling you I wasn’t coming. My mind works different.
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hey @nathanfielder do Sam Altman next
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I’m sorry babe when I said I was 10 minutes late I meant I was 10 minutes late telling you I wasn’t coming. My mind works different.
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this weekend in Phoenix, you can see Bill Burr, Dave Chapelle, or Zach Zimmerman
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Shane Gillis on women's Nathan Fielder's new movie clothes at the gym 🤝 "You Can See Everything"
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East of Eden : Timshel :: You Can See Everything : can
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Dunkin put three ketchups in my bag. I’ll be retiring to Dubai.
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so we trained a thing based on the worst of us, and were shocked it was the worst of us
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 15
JUST IN: Claude allegedly chooses to sacrifice a “digital grandmother” in a trolley-problem simulation rather than violate copyright restrictions by reciting Justin Bieber lyrics.
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my therapist said i'm in the "summer of second children" and up next is the "summer of divorces," which sounds so much more fun
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sending yourself an email is so fun, cause for a split second, it's like, “ohh! An email!”
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tonight, i am seeing everything
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i was searching for a very specific hotel price, but found something far more beautiful
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iti malias
@itimaliasofOct 14
A melhor invenção da humanidade:
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my friend's three-year old had no idea who this was recently. i taught her everybody, and called CPS immediately after. she's in foster care now, but knows who piglet is
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 14
100 years ago today, Winnie the Pooh was created.
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