sara

i think we have our answer. (5’6” for reference) @CARFAXinc

my roommates love me so much they throw away my food for me before it’s even bad 🥰

i’m looking for students at asu who practice tarot cards, psychic readings, voodoo, etc. for a @statepress piece i’m writing. if this is you and you’d be interested in an interview pls dm me!

one time i woke up and felt like i had to make this photo of @CARFAXinc in the pump it up birthday throne but it crashed my computer and made photoshop stop working for weeks. god tried to intervene, but i am stronger than him. today we finally get to see it.

damn my ass rly thought the tri state area was some phineas and ferb mumbo-jumbo this whole time

crunchy peanut butter is boba if you really think about it

another day. still no answer @CARFAXinc how tall. is the car fox. i will not rest

you wanted the black DC low-tops with the hot pink bottoms. i had them. we are not the same

why be a queen or a king when you can be androgyboss

that successfully-escaped-jail smile #NewProfilePic

it is with a heavy heart that i have to announce tonight that i am officially out of your league 😔😫🙏🏻