@chaselyons

really cool and funny guy

 satire
twitch.tv/chaselyons
Joined August 2013
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face reveal at 1000 likes
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you sure about that? lol
The Independent
@Independent27 Mar 2021
Prince William named as ‘world’s sexiest bald man’ indy100.com/people/prince-wi…

Prince William named as ‘world’s sexiest bald man’

Prince William has been named as the sexiest bald man on the planet according to a new study using Google. The Sun reports that cosmetic surgery specialists Longevita conducted the study by searching...

indy100.com
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this is what u get for $500 a month in Texas
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Nurses be like let me give you an ice pack and send you back to class
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i will not stand for this level of fraud and corruption in our economy. it’s time for me to step in.
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dudes will tell you to get a real job then just resell shit on the internet
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if you regularly drink soda you should NOT be worried about what’s in the vaccine
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Guys will post “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” and then post a picture of their car
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I posted my Spotify Wrapped on my snapchat story why has nobody asked to have sex with me yet
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these thanksgiving leftovers going crazy rn
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Twitter when I swipe to the next Fleet
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just got kicked out of class for having a sword in the background
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just got off FaceTime with Joe Rogan, he told me to go fuck myself
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i guess iMessage must have been down too lol that’s probably why she isn’t answering me
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people are dying, Stacey
Los Angeles Times
@latimes14 Oct 2020
Replying to @latimes
For Disneyland enthusiasts, the thrill is gone. The park is closed. The magic is missing. How to keep going when the “Happiest Place on Earth” is closed? “I’ve been watching videos of Disneyland parades on YouTube and crying,” Stacey Major, a 32-year-old teacher said.
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everyone’s phone after the Apple event ends
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just fucked up a check
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IM BACK twitch.tv/chaselyons
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i don’t care if we’ve been married for 10 years i am NOT showing you my side profile
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