@SapperNacho

Married way out of my league. Used to blow things up, now I’m telling war stories in a classroom. Still don’t know how to ‘adult.’ personal account.

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Joined September 2015
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Colts game. Adam Vinatieri Hall of Fame. And a pair of Daniel Jones INTs.
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Colts game. Adam Vinatieri Hall of Fame. And a pair of Daniel Jones INTs.
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LUCAS RAYMOND SEND THE SHARKS PACKING 🔥
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3PM? Eastern?! What the heck
Detroit Pistons
@DetroitPistonsOct 17
the season starts in Detroit
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Still wearing shorts in Indy. No need for all that just yet.
Jake Murray
@jakemurray8Oct 16
People wearing winter coats in Chicago today are doing it all wrong. Gotta climatize your body. If you have the super puff on when it’s 40, you will not survive when it’s 2 and a negative wind chill!
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Not bad for the 11th best guard…
Ashley Schendel
@ashleyschendelOct 16
Caitlin Clark just landed at #4 on Forbes' list of the Most Powerful Women in Sports, and she's the highest active athlete on it. She's in her third season. Not bad for someone people kept saying was overhyped.
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Logic doesn’t apply here.
Saad Yousuf@SaadYousuf126Oct 16
Maaannnnn, as a kid who basically learned cardinal directions and got into football at the same time, this was such a real struggle 😂
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Sleeper
@SleeperHQOct 16
Bo Nix helping the Broncos win:
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How? I’m not even mad. I’m kinda impressed.
Fancy_Fancy_Bear
@FancyFancyBear1Oct 16
Can’t park there
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I’ll watch anyway. And I’ll never boo my home team. The owner? Maybe.
Brad Galli
@BradGalliOct 15
What is Moritz Seider’s message to Red Wings fans as the season is underway? “Don’t stop believing in us. We’re doing everything we can. We want to be on this team, we want to wear that jersey. We want to make you guys proud, but we want to make ourselves proud too.” Watch our full interview on The Brad Galli Show ▶️ youtu.be/d0k-2WME7T8
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When I make cinnamon rolls, the kids eat them. My wife, not so much. They’re in the oven now. Two kids are still in bed.
The Buddy CSM
@TheBuddyCSMOct 15
When my wife makes cinnamon rolls, I eat cinnamon rolls. I can’t articulate that more clearly.
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Update: 12 chicken thighs barely cuts it for a family of 6. All athletes (well, maybe not me anymore).
Bill Ferguson@SapperNachoOct 14
New smoker. Who Dis?
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New smoker. Who Dis?
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Reading is hard folks.
The Daily Show
@TheDailyShowOct 13
Incredible first day for new White House press secretary Katie Zacharia
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Buffalo’s time management looking like the Commander’s
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Like personal hygiene and chow? A great thing to do between 0730 and 0900, IMO.
U.S Army WTF! moments
@usawtfmOct 12
Parking lot watching is slowly coming back.
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Map is wrong. Hawaii has 350+, I’m sure of it.
Josh Barzon
@JoshuaBarzonOct 9
Imagine having 350+ days of comfortable weather every year.
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NFL Memes
@NFLMemesOct 11
Jayden Daniels thought the clock would stop at 5 seconds out of respect for him
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Brutal.
Dov Kleiman
@NFL_DovKleimanOct 11
Mike Evans put Trevon Diggs in his place 😭😭
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