@jakemurray8

TouchTunes Radio Killer

 Chicago, IL
Joined December 2018
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She fumbled 🤡🤡
Jake Murray
@jakemurray8
30 Oct 2025
How are you almost 30 and ghosting someone on a first date?? Whatever, guess I’ll put this reservation to use either way 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Flirting or not, cooking a steak for someone is a 10/10 gesture. More people should cook steaks for each other.
Idk
@Luvidk21_
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this is how men 25+ flirt
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We’ve reached the start of “sleep with your window open” season
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This weather is what listening to the entire Currents album feels like
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Great ending to a great weekend. We love beautiful architecture that survived the Chicago fire.
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LEFT HAND UPPPPPP
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Ball knowers unite
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Welcome to the thunderdome
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Gatorlyte zero chugged, iced coffee in hand, elite CFB slate upcoming. We are so locked in.
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If you’re not at Celtic Crossing with me, you’re at Celtic Crossing against me
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That’s it I’m wearing my jacket to ****** ***
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We need to stop the AI slop bar deals. I don’t need the Justin Fields special in 2026.
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Jacket acquired. Let’s have a night.
Jake Murray
@jakemurray8
Sep 23
I might need this jacket
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Surely the post-gym protein shake and ground beef will cancel out the 20 Guinness I’ll be having
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Need all of the Boston Guinness and lobster roll recs as well as tips for an ideal Fenway experience
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BOSTON VIBES IN THE AREAAAAAA
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Ate an entire box of Mac & cheese for dinner last night then followed it up with some ice cream
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The fact that this looks like so many of the bars in Chicago in the winter makes me so thankful to live here
Midwest vs. The Rest
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Sep 23
Yearning for a Midwest dive bar in the middle of winter
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Both Chicago teams make the playoffs, maybe I can complete my goal of doing a redline doubleheader
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Getting a haircut for the first time since April. The Nationals blew 41 saves since my last haircut…
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