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In Barnes & Noble and the guy at the register asks the lady checking out if she’s a rewards member
She says “man I wish”
He goes “you can, it’s free.”
She just stands there and then goes “no that’s okay”
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“We will replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism” 🧡💙
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I think about these two and a half pages from Norm Macdonald’s book constantly. When I reviewed it, I wrote that they would “make for a fine eulogy”—and I swear I didn’t mean anything by it. But they do.
