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shout out to the awesome and wonderfully talented @gabynicolex for painting me these super sweet @NYRangers shoes!!
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In Barnes & Noble and the guy at the register asks the lady checking out if she’s a rewards member
She says “man I wish”
He goes “you can, it’s free.”
She just stands there and then goes “no that’s okay”
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“We will replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism” 🧡💙
the new york rangers finally figured out that the best way to find success in today's nhl is to have a roster full of crackheads.
me and my girlfriend watching the knicks win at home while my wife is out of town #NewYorkForever
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I think about these two and a half pages from Norm Macdonald’s book constantly. When I reviewed it, I wrote that they would “make for a fine eulogy”—and I swear I didn’t mean anything by it. But they do.
i would let henrik lundqvist have sex with my wife and then i would just simply dress up as my wife.