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Samantha Watier retweeted
Who are you?
Scruffy, the janitor.
Why aren't you fixing the boiler?
Schedule conflict!
#Futurama
Samantha Watier retweeted
4 days out from my life-changing surgery, @Aetna has denied the appeal for my brain surgery.
to be clear, when i signed up to aetna months ago, the coordinator had confirmed they would cover this surgery. then, a week ago, they said the surgery was too experimental/elective and denied coverage. we appealed. that appeal was just denied today.
now, my neurosurgeon is trying to do a peer-to-peer consult with someone at aetna to explain why i need it so we don’t lose the surgery date on monday morning. aetna is not being responsive.
this is sadistic and a violation of basic trust. please spread this so they can’t ignore it. they may not care if i live or die but people should know just what kind of company they’re dealing with. and please pray they are able to have a peer-to-peer consult with my neurosurgeon and have a change of heart.
Samantha Watier retweeted
Where the English might say 'It's the bee's knees', the French say 'C'est le petit Jésus en culotte de velours' (It's the baby Jesus in velvet shorts).
Samantha Watier retweeted
President Andrew Jackson's pet parrot was thrown out of his funeral for swearing too much.
Samantha Watier retweeted
So gracious. What a weenie.
It did not take long for President Trump to react gleefully to the retirement announcement by Nancy Pelosi, one of his foremost adversaries. He said her retirement was “a great thing for America.” sfchronicle.com/politics/art…
Samantha Watier retweeted
genuinely cool as fuck to see a megacorporation give artists the time and funding to go all out like this for something that sadly most would simply generate with AI these days. looks leagues better than that slop and shines with soul it can never replicate.
Samantha Watier retweeted
1. cat
2. cat
ALT a screenshot of a tweet that shows cat sitting on a couch with the cushion from that spot flung off to the side. the caption says “1. how did he do this 2. why did he do this”
Samantha Watier retweeted
Spoiler alert. You ain't an alpha, you a little bitch ass bitch and whatnot.
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DHS: ‘Daycare Workers Have Walked Freely in This Country For Far Too Long’ theonion.com/dhs-daycare-wor…
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In Greek mythology, Pyramus and Thisbe were lovers separated by a wall. Today, the Pyramus and Thisbe Society is a group of lawyers who specialise in wall-related disputes.
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Scientists recently discovered that mammals can absorb oxygen through their anuses. Receiving oxygen rectally could one day become an alternative to standard hospital ventilation methods.
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When the Mona Lisa was stolen from the Louvre in 1911, one of the prime suspects was Picasso.
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This is apparently adding to the expectation that once Rep. Grijalva is sworn in and signs the Massie discharge petition, triggering a House vote 7 legislative days later, more than 100+ republicans will vote with all dems to release the files to get in front of what’s coming.
Samantha Watier retweeted
Not enough people are talking about this:
Even before Trump cut off SNAP funding, he and Republicans in Congress made the biggest cuts to food assistance in U.S. history.
The uncertainty of if or when SNAP benefits will be funded is leaving many Americans wondering whether they are going to pay rent, pay their bills or buy food. abcnews.link/OLnEfgY
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Been staring at this photo from Trump’s gatsby party a lot today. When I had Xanax induced sleep paralysis I would see this woman. I didn’t think she was real but here she is in the flesh
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The image is digitally altered. The original image can be found in the following link: ibtimes.co.uk/8-photos-trump…
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Democrats flipped the Dauphin County Commissioners board for the first time since the Civil War in 2023
Yesterday, Dauphin County Democrats won every row office and judicial seat.
Absolutely stunning collapse of the Dauphin County GOP
local21news.com/news/local/d…
