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Sam

@SamMarroy

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 B'ham, WA
Joined April 2009
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Why does Stephen Malkmus occupy a higher cultural tier than Doug Martsch? They are at worst, the same level songwriter, and Martsch is a better guitarist Martsch’s career spans Built to Spill AND his solo work Martsch also makes more expansive music (PNW/classic rock lineage)
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Gene Parmesan (@dsonoiki) profile pictureGene Parmesan
@dsonoikiFeb 20
Why does Bob Dylan occupy a higher cultural tier than Paul Simon? They are at worst, the same level songwriter, and Simon can actually sing Simon’s career also spans Simon & Garfunkel AND his solo work Simon also makes more global music (South Africa / Brazil influences)
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“You’re gonna punch me?” “Yeah” “Then you’re gonna in trouble for that” “Okay” Followed by this frame is one of the hardest things I’ve seen on the internet this week.
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Danny Spud (@dannyspud_) profile pictureDanny Spud
@dannyspud_Feb 13
Today, students at my high school in Chicago held an Anti-ICE protest. I was the only one that decided to hold a sign that said ‘I Love ICE’. Instead of allowing me to express my opinion, I was assaulted — Just for standing up for law enforcement. What is happening to America?
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Two things can be true at the same time: 1) I, a middle aged Midwestern white guy, am not the target audience for this halftime show. 2) It's fun to see slices of American culture that I'm not familiar with.
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“Gay Liberal Halftime Show” and its just Bad Bunny singing surround by the baddest women on earth throwing ass lmfao
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one of the most unbeatable director runs ever
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“I miss the adult comedy” “I miss coming of age films” “I miss the courtroom drama” “I miss romantic comedies” “I miss good Stephen King adaptations” Chances are, when you say something like that, you’re thinking about a Rob Reiner film.
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O-M-Geno. #SeizeTheMoment
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there it is.
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The Nation (@thenation) profile pictureThe Nation
@thenation12 Sep 2025
Charlie Kirk was an unrepentant racist, transphobe, homophobe, and misogynist who often wrapped his bigotry in Bible verses because there was no other way to pretend that it was morally correct. thenation.com/article/politi…
Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning

Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning

The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn’t a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division.

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Over his last 25 games (7/9-c), Cole Young is batting .290 with 3 doubles, 1 triple, 3 home runs, 12 RBI and a .910 OPS.
Seattle Mariners (@Mariners) profile pictureSeattle Mariners
@Mariners16 Aug 2025
Cole comes up clutch! #TridentsUp
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Me walking into a party
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imagine being so racist you dont want a day off work in the summer
Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) profile pictureCharlie Kirk
@charliekirk1119 Jun 2025
Juneteenth should not be a federal holiday.
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Oh, so they didn't need to flatten Gaza.
Dr. Eli David (@DrEliDavid) profile pictureDr. Eli David
@DrEliDavid13 Jun 2025
This is how precise Israel's intelligence and execution is: pinpointed attack eliminating head of IRGC directly in his apartment, nearly 2,000 kilometers away from Israel.
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We inducted him into the Mariners Hall of Fame We campaigned our ass off to get him into the Hall of Fame We retired his number We built him a statue And it still feels like we owe him something. Is there literally anything else we can give him????? It has to be done
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Foolish Baseball (@FoolishBB) profile pictureFoolish Baseball@FoolishBB3 May 2025
One of the biggest storylines of the season so far is this Mariners lineup actually raking. At this point last year, they had 2 games with 8+ runs. This year they have 9.
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it’s like nobody wants to impress jodie foster anymore
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bus broke down outside skyhomish WA went into one of these drank a bunch of miller and talked to a tow truck driver. asked him if he liked living there he said no. asked him if he wanted to move to a bigger city he said no. Asked him what he did outside of work he said nothing
🏈⚾️ Pigskin Petey 🏀🏁 (@pigskinpetey) profile picture🏈⚾️ Pigskin Petey 🏀🏁
@pigskinpetey31 Jan 2025
Where would you see a store like this?
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our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963
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A million artists have tried to be David Lynch but he's truly the only one
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so much of modern conservatism revolves around a strange fascist nostalgia that is ultimately rooted in wanting to be 18 years old forever and wishing that every aspect of your life was like a john hughes movie set in an ethnostate
Just Loki (@LokiJulianus) profile pictureJust Loki
@LokiJulianus26 Dec 2024
How does this make you feel, @VivekGRamaswamy ?
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Image from to a homeless guy: sorry i don’t believe in fiat (@websiteidi0t)
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If you think Alabama deserves a spot… they lost to 6-6 Vanderbilt and got blown out by 6-6 Oklahoma. Get a grip. At some point you have to rank teams based on the results on the field and not how good Nick Saban was.
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