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Why does Stephen Malkmus occupy a higher cultural tier than Doug Martsch?
They are at worst, the same level songwriter, and Martsch is a better guitarist
Martsch’s career spans Built to Spill AND his solo work
Martsch also makes more expansive music (PNW/classic rock lineage)
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“You’re gonna punch me?”
“Yeah”
“Then you’re gonna in trouble for that”
“Okay”
Followed by this frame is one of the hardest things I’ve seen on the internet this week.
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Two things can be true at the same time:
1) I, a middle aged Midwestern white guy, am not the target audience for this halftime show.
2) It's fun to see slices of American culture that I'm not familiar with.
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“Gay Liberal Halftime Show” and its just Bad Bunny singing surround by the baddest women on earth throwing ass lmfao
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“I miss the adult comedy”
“I miss coming of age films”
“I miss the courtroom drama”
“I miss romantic comedies”
“I miss good Stephen King adaptations”
Chances are, when you say something like that, you’re thinking about a Rob Reiner film.
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there it is.
Charlie Kirk was an unrepentant racist, transphobe, homophobe, and misogynist who often wrapped his bigotry in Bible verses because there was no other way to pretend that it was morally correct.
thenation.com/article/politi…
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Over his last 25 games (7/9-c), Cole Young is batting .290 with 3 doubles, 1 triple, 3 home runs, 12 RBI and a .910 OPS.
I've always loved watching the Little League World Series but especially watching as an adult and with the coverage expanding to the regional games it's extremely obvious which coaches are hyper-aware that they're mic'd up and are struggling not to cuss their players out lol
Aaron Goldsmith on the Mariners broadcast just now talking about how great minidiscs were for storing music during the Napster era is as close as I'll ever come to knowing what it would be like to listen to me call a game
Anybody who has paid attention to the last 40 years of US/Iran relations removed from the lens of American propaganda won't be surprised by this but I have a lot more faith in the ayatollahs to act with enough restraint to keep us out of a real war than I do in our government
We inducted him into the Mariners Hall of Fame
We campaigned our ass off to get him into the Hall of Fame
We retired his number
We built him a statue
And it still feels like we owe him something. Is there literally anything else we can give him????? It has to be done
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bus broke down outside skyhomish WA went into one of these drank a bunch of miller and talked to a tow truck driver. asked him if he liked living there he said no. asked him if he wanted to move to a bigger city he said no. Asked him what he did outside of work he said nothing
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our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963



































