im able to instantly detect if a song is the monster mash

it was really fun to write on this show. the new season comes out aug 4th, which is also my wedding anniversary. please watch king of the hill to celebrate and affirm my marriage

big deal, i have hundreds of messages like that

happy opening day

my mom texted "are u bringing a girl to xmas this year?" just as i was watching a Sasha Vujačić highlight compilation on youtube 🤣🤣🤣 unfortunately my screenshot button is caked in a thick putty so i couldn't document this

my friend Hungry Cody!!! 😂🤣🤣 (inside joke)

🏀 SPORTING is back 🏀 12/1 // 7pm @ElysianTheater featuring: @Senn_Spud @blairsocci X Mayo @zachbdunn @JakeSBender @DylanAdler6 it honestly freaks me out how good this lineup is… elysiantheater.com/events?ev…

do we have to do this

let me break this down for those of you who didn’t go to medical school: basically Kristaps Porzingis suffered a torn medial retinaculum, which essentially allowed dislocation of the posterior tibialis tendon

logged onto facebook for the first time in 3 years

the happiest 2 days of a boat owner’s life are the day he buys a boat and his birthday