ahah yes... writer for such as @theshadowsfx

Los Angeles
Joined September 2010
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Bart Balloon
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Dick’s Sporting Goods is so wise about dating
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We’re live taking calls about Strays (2023)
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Damn… RIP Kevin Sorbo
These mobile game ads are wild
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New Sketch, very very sad. Link in bio.
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We decided to open the Jake & Zach Vault!
About five years ago me and @JakeSBender wrote this script that’s a 90s multicam sitcom created by and starring the Beatles. Now that a sort of “Beatles Mania” is sweeping the nation, we figured we might as well post it. drive.google.com/file/d/1HxT…
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Me and @JakeSBender wrote this episode. It’s called THE ESCAPE. Please watch it or I will freak out
You see, the funny thing about The Sire is.... Tune in tonight for an all new episode of #ShadowsFX. Next day on #FXonHulu.
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What happens in Atlantic City, stays in Atlantic City. New episode of #ShadowsFX premieres tomorrow. Next day #FXonHulu.
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Their first day (night?) as leaders of the Vampiric Council begins well, TONIGHT. #ShadowsFX returns TONIGHT at 10PM on FX. Streaming Next Day #FXonHulu.

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Soooooo yeah just a little bit about myself: my life’s a disaster zone. I got a step daughter so fucked up because her father’s this large type asshole. I got a wife, we’re passing each other on the down slope of a marriage— my third! Uhh what else? What else?
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This 👇
Me and @JakeSBender wrote tonight’s episode of Bless The Harts, it’s about a dog running for mayor. Fox tonight at 7:30, Hulu tomorrow. Tune on! sorry Tune in*** typo sorry
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Well this is weird: they discovered a cure for COVID and it’s getting sucked off for two hours straight... even when he’s losing he’s winning 🙄
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SUBTLE BUT IMPORTANT DISTINCTION: the full length Castle Rock title card sequence goes way harder than the truncated TV version... just absolutely gorgeous
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I want to go back !!!
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The episode of @theshadowsfx that me and @JakeSBender wrote is now streaming on Hulu. It's titled "Brain Scramblies" and features this Andy Garcia cross stitch
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It’s true! And I’m hearing that @paulsimms might be live tweeting the ep?!? Check it out! 🧛‍♂️ 🦇
Tonight’s episode of What We Do In The Shadows is called "Brain Scramblies" and was written by me and @JakeSBender. I feel very lucky to be a part of this show but I’m not being weird about it because I’m cool and normal. It's on FX at 10, Hulu tomorrow. Hope you like it!
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Never settle for boiled potatoes. Watch a new episode of #ShadowsFX Wednesday at 10PM. Next day #FXonHulu.
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They have risen...again. #ShadowsFX premieres TONIGHT 10PM on FX. Next day #FXonHulu.
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Snoopy wears sunglasses... SOMETIMES!!!
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