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Plymouth
Joined December 2011
Since giving it the big one last October, #ecfc have achieved the following; - Beg Man City for money, and then concede 10. - 15 game winless run. - Bottle a Derby in the 90th min. - Relegation - Bottle another Derby in the 92nd min, conceding to a former academy product. 🤣
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There’s something so fucking painfully Argyle about finally making a move for Kabia…just 24 hours after another club in L1 have received a huge transfer windfall and also need a striker. Never change. 😂
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(Yes I’m aware this might be have been going on for a while but you know, typical Argo and all that.)
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I understand #gtfc have now received and are considering bids for Jaze Kabia. Leyton Orient and Plymouth appear most keen. Town aren’t making any comment at this stage.
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That’s cuz ur shirts already ruined by the time your in the ground so it’s a write off already
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Any Argyle fan with their head screwed on surely expected Tolaj to be off this window. Can’t really remember the last time we had a player contracted so blatantly playing below his level. As long as the money is right I’m cool with it. Better it happens now than in 4 weeks also.
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Apologies for writing 'Blackpoo' earlier on. Will take a self-imposed one-match ban when we play Scunthorpe, to be on the safe side. #pafc
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I still think there’s a very strong chance that Baidoo isn’t here come August, but imagine how good a redemption arc it could be. Give him a clean slate. We’ve already seen several players improve massively under TC…
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We can confirm that Alex Hartridge has left Burton Albion following the expiry of his contract. Everyone at #TheBrewers would like to thank Alex for his efforts this past season, and wish him all the best in the future.
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Shite result for both. Fair play though to the #ECFC fans for celebrating a draw as if they’d just won the Champions League rather than bottling it in the 90th minute. Wonder if they’re still celebrating it following this afternoons results? 🤔
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‘At least we got four points off Argyle and celebrated a draw at Home Park, that’ll keep us up!’ ‘At least our goalkeeper scored, that’ll keep us up!’ Be a very long time until the ‘proper chaps’ share a league with us again. See ya. 👋 😘 #ecfc #pafc
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Big win yesterday. Think we need to win 4 out of the last 5. Since THAT Northampton game in November, Argyle have only dropped points in one game against bottom half sides. Avoid a Rotherham-esque brain fart and it should be achievable.
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Freddie Issaka was also called up earlier. If Argyle didn’t fancy playing Bradford next weekend, with two key players unavailable on top of the injuries we’ve already got then… 👀 #pafc faw.cymru/news/cymru-u21-squ…
Breaking: Canada will call Aribim Pepple into their March camp, @TheAthleticFC has learned. Originally a Canadian Premier League player, Pepple has been in incredible form in England's third tier. And he is now earning his first #CANMNT call-up: nytimes.com/athletic/7128487…
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STB retweeted
They’ve done it again
Plymouth still committed to their worst side in the league first half of the season/best side in the league second half of the season gimmick then
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Lifelong Argyle fan Jamie Todd will be making a 34-mile sponsored walk from his home in Blackpool to the Pilgrims' away game against Wigan next Tuesday to raise funds for Brian House Children's Hospice. Read More: ⬇️ #pafc @The_Gazette plymouthherald.co.uk/sport/f…
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The transfer 🪟 has been fine. I don’t have a lot of faith in those at the top of the club generally but chucking money in this 🪟 to show ‘ambition’ would be daft. This season has been all about avoiding relegation since October. We should achieve that. Mid-table beckons.
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The fact we’re currently 14th and still underachieving isn’t the biggest problem with this. It’s the way we’re still only four points clear of the drop…this could age SO badly. Genuinely think we’ve turned a corner and are unlikely to go down now, but this is so unnecessary.
TOM CLEVERLEY INTERVIEW: I was at the lowest point in my career earlier this season, I felt like I was letting people down... but bringing Plymouth Argyle back from the brink has been the ultimate privilege trib.al/XaATqmu
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Argyle fans have rightly pointed out that the club have gone proper silent for large parts of the last two years when we’ve been doing shite. First decent run of form we’ve had since Schuey walked and our manager is patting himself on the back in the Daily Mail. FFS. 🤦‍♂️
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Replying to @monzo
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It’s been three years since we appointed Derek Adams. To celebrate, let’s look back at some of his piss-boiling highlights. – at Plymouth, England
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20/10/2018 Bottom and with just one win all season, Argyle welcome Burton to Home Park. Albion twice come from behind to win 3-2. All three goals come from awful set piece defending. Fans voice their opinions as Adams leaves the pitch. Derek calls them all yobs to the media. – at Plymouth, England
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11/11/2025 Derek Adams returns to Home Park as Director of Football, six and a half years after being sacked as manager. Argyle are bottom of League 1. Is this desperation? Yes. Could it be a mistake? Yes. Will it be fucking good entertainment? Abso-fucking-lutley. 🍿#pafc
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