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Just another day in the fleet. | Parody

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"I don't believe in no-win scenarios" James Tiberius Kirk, Captain of the Starship Enterprise #StarTrekRP #StarTrekAOSRP MDNI | 30+
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Or a coffee. That would do too.
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Someone stun him with a phaser, please.
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Once again being drowned in reports.
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He looks up with a grimace. "Just one of those days." There's a heavy sigh when he says it. "Well, no point changing. Shift is gonna end in an hour anyway." Though, he does not look forward to sit around with a wet spot on his crotch. At least the coffee wasn't too hot.
𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐠𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 (@AreYaDaftLad) profile picture𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐠𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭@AreYaDaftLadMay 3
“ everythin' alright , cap'n .ᐣ ”
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"Agh, shit!"
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˗ˏˋू 𝙈𝙊𝙉𝙏𝙂𝙊𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙔 𝙎𝘾𝙊𝙏𝙏 ु ˎˊ˗
𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐠𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 (@AreYaDaftLad) profile picture𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐠𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭@AreYaDaftLad21 Mar 2025
❝ i can't change the laws of physics. a've got to have thirty minutes. ❞
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He's casually sliding the bottle out of his friends reach, replacing it with a glass of water. "I think you've had enough today, hm? Wanna tell me why you felt the need to drown yourself in booze?"
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He's fully sitting at Jim's dining table, deep in a bottle of scotch. He wouldn't be able to tell an ass from an elbow at the moment.
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⠀looking ⠀for ⠀trouble ⠀and ⠀if ⠀i ⠀cannot ⠀find ⠀itˏ ⠀i ⠀will ⠀𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞 ⠀it.
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"It's not about me anymore. It never was." — Rear Admiral Christopher Pike A man out of time. AU from 'A Quality of Mercy' timeline. #StarTrekRP / MDNI
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|| one day I will have a crew together here 🤞🏼🥹
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One day he will manage to do reports right away so they don't pile up again. He kindly ignores Spock's unspoken 'I told you so'
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He needs coffee.
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mun@munownspaceApr 14
In a sky full of stars I think i saw you
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀shoot me down , but I won't fall .
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He needs to catch up on reports. The day surely will be spent in the ready room.
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𝑺𝒑𝒐𝒄𝒌@ETOILEPUER8 Sep 2021
❝𝑳𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒓.-❞ •| An independent portrayal of S'chn T'gai Spock | MV/MS | Pansexual | 18+ themes | OCs/AUs/Crossovers welcomed |• #StarTrekRP #TOS #AOS #MVRP ♡ & ↺ ? (©@/altanka.edit on IG)
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𝘚𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘻𝘦𝘴—! "No one tell Bones!"
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ً (@holyaches) profile pictureً@holyachesApr 13
my one and only.
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