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โFive years in space, god help me.โž (#Fake Roleplay Account) #๐™ ๐™š๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™จ

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Looks at the water as if it may jump outta the glass and bite him. "Mmm, no I don't think so." Reaches back for the bottle. "I've gotta a few days of leave up my...short sleeves," he's currently wearing a simple black t-shirt. "I'm fine. Just thought about finishing this -
He's casually sliding the bottle out of his friends reach, replacing it with a glass of water. "I think you've had enough today, hm? Wanna tell me why you felt the need to drown yourself in booze?"
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bottle and well...there was more in the bottle than I thought."
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He's fully sitting at Jim's dining table, deep in a bottle of scotch. He wouldn't be able to tell an ass from an elbow at the moment.
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Gosh, thanks. Glad at least one person thinks so. Come 'ere, gimme a smooch.
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Just show them my face. Can't get much lower than that.
Mhm. Might have to kiss some asses to get it through. I will think of something. Maybe make something up about low morale or something.
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A pain in my arse is what they are. *unhappy Bones grumbles* Appreciate the effort, though, Jimbo.
Just trying to distract you from your issue, Bones. I'll ask if we're allowed a few days of shore leave but no promises. You know how they are with that.
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Ya know that's not what I mean, ya lil prick... *space is starting to drive him crazy*
I'm sure you're allowed to touch grass in the botanical section of the ship. I can ask for you if you want?
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He knew it was against protocol, but he did it anyway, lightly thwacking the back of the blonds head with an open hand. "You get your ass down to medbay by the end of the day, or I'll set yer own first officer on you." Head dipping in Spock's direction.
His own smile vanished from his lips. "What? Come on, Bones! Can't you just write that I am in perfect health? You know I don't have time for this stuff!" Not to mention that he hates being prodded and poked.
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As if you could make that pointy-eared computer do anything.
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His smirk only grew, a fraction of tension easing in his shoulders with an accompanying chuckle. "Yeah, well, if they wanted coddling, they shoulda stayed home. And you," His head swinging towards Jim. "You are due for your annual physical."
"Says the old grump." An answering smirk. Ah, he loves the old grump. "That explains why Scotty sounded so miserable yesterday. Well, I'm sure you have it all handled, with your gentle nature and all."
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Oh, that is ๐™จ๐™ค not his problem right now...
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๐™ˆ๐™ช๐™จ๐™š: โžฃ Independent and literate portrayal of aos Star Trek's, Leonard McCoy โžฃ 20+, MDNI, pansexual โžฃ Mature Content Warning โžฃ Penned By #๐™ ๐™š๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™จ
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