#bitcoin only. Pleb for life. Pronouns: No/U. A man of the coin.
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What is it with all these faggot ass influencer accounts hyping up the next "plague" as a new pandemic? Muting these words forever..
The fucking nerve of NVK and these idiots over at coinkite.. thousands of people not enjoying this Bitcoin pump because they could not be bothered to generate sufficient enthropy..
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Image paying 75k boomer bucks for this while the whole thing can essentially be boiled down to: eat healthy, work out 3 / 4 times a week and don't stress so much 😂🤡.
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Liquid is dead
To those responsible for the theft of bitcoin from the Liquid Network:
Blockstream will not pay a ransom for the return of stolen funds. Taking assets without authorization and withholding their return is a crime, not responsible disclosure. It is not white-hat activity. It is theft.
We have engaged in good faith in an effort to secure the return of stolen user funds and protect the broader Bitcoin community. That effort should not be mistaken for acceptance of the actions taken nor of the terms being demanded.
We will not be a party to the precedent that open-source software developed for the good of the Bitcoin community should subject its developers to paying a ransom that far exceeds their economic participation.
Bitcoin is hard money and can’t be minted without costs, Bitcoin doesn’t haircut users to pay a ransom.
To the Bitcoin community:
We are fighting for what we believe in, for the users whose funds were taken, and for the principles on which Bitcoin was built.
The community has demonstrated incredible resolve with teams of people dedicating their time in support of each other to identify and patch vulnerabilities in each other's products and systems. We are all driven by the mission that Bitcoin is the single best asset, for every person, company, and institution on the planet to invest, use, and build on. The world is a different place with the advancements of AI, and the Bitcoin community has responded with force to combat that threat.
Damage has been done, battles have been lost, but on the whole the Bitcoin community is gaining ground in the war with bad actors.
We want to thank the community for those efforts, for your support in hardening the network, helping users recover funds, and for your support in our assertion that crime does not deserve rewards.
To those holding the stolen bitcoin:
There is still an opportunity to resolve this responsibly. The bitcoin can be returned and we can revert to the standard of white-hat principals.
However, if the funds are not returned, we will pursue every lawful avenue available to us. We will work with law enforcement, exchanges, service providers, forensic specialists, and other relevant parties to trace and recover the assets and identify those responsible.
More importantly, Bitcoin is transparent by design and the community is made up of the most sophisticated engineers, cryptographers, and white-hat hackers globally. Transactions do not disappear, and neither does the evidence they leave behind.
We will not pay for the return of stolen property. We will not abandon our users. The Bitcoin community will not stop pursuing the funds.
Return the bitcoin.
Case number 5 million why you should not trust companies that make empty promises
Two days ago, we received an update from our shipping provider, ShipMonk. We're deeply saddened to share the news that the recent data breach affects more customers than originally thought.
Another 67,000 customers from the US who ordered between November 2019 and August 2021 were affected, with their full details (name, email, phone number, shipping address, order number) exposed.
All affected customers have been emailed directly. If you didn’t receive an email, then you are not affected.
Throughout our entire relationship with ShipMonk, we repeatedly requested and received written assurance confirming the deletion of the data, in line with our contract, data policy, and past communications. We are very disappointed that, despite receiving this confirmation, the data was not deleted in their systems.
Trezor systems were not compromised, and your device is secure. But please be alert for fake emails, phone calls, fraudulent letters, and potential risks to physical security.
NEVER share your wallet backup with anyone or type it into a website.
We’re terribly sorry to everyone affected. We take this matter very seriously and are working to ship anonymous delivery ASAP, so you can protect your personal information when placing an order.
For more information, visit our blog: trezor.io/blog/news/recent-c…
I am becoming increasingly disinterested in TFTC's newsletter ever since they started writting with / about AI. Anyone else?
Shitcoiner speech in disguise.
$STRC is the bridge between Bitcoin, the world’s Digital Capital, and stablecoins, the world’s Digital Currency.
All of this. Core devs celebrating are tone deaf as fuck and need to take a hard long look in the mirror.
If you don't take responsibility for your own hand in directly spawning the BIP-110 movement, it will just happen again. Maybe you can't see it, but your "side" was just as nasty in its attacks, especially given you and other Core devs' close association with angry vitriol-spewing people like Brian from Bitcoin Magazine. Did you really not expect that anger and vitriol to be returned tenfold? All of it amplified by the Zhao/Newberry improprieties and a long list of other clumsy, guilty-looking missteps.
All I did was hint at structural problems within Core, problems Jon Atack later discussed openly. Nothing I said was inaccurate, much less libel.
This entire mess could have been avoided if you had just left OP_RETURN alone for a year or two until things cooled off. Everyone knew it was only a default, which is exactly the point: changing it or not changing it made no practical difference.
BIP-110 supporters were largely not technical. They were ordinary people, artists, podcasters, musicians, your average Bitcoiner, and they perceived a threat to Bitcoin, which is to say a threat to their money. You don't need a deep understanding of human psychology to grok why that was going to cause an uproar.
You may be a great coder, but you have no self-awareness and no EQ.
Also, if I just went whichever way the wind blows, the Big Blockers likely would have won the Blocksize War.
Lmao, after all this talk about "no chain splits", here we are..
ADVISORY: nodes enforcing BIP-110 begin rejecting non-signaling blocks in ~3 days.
A chain split is possible, which carries real risks for all sides.
For Lightning operators, certain protections exist only before a split. We recommend acting now.
start9.com/bip110
Holy shit.. i wasn't buying the whlle retirement heist story up untill now. What the fuck..
I haven't told the full story yet, but I came to the same conclusion back in May 2025 when I started doing an audit of `coldcard/firmware`.
I wanted to figure out conclusively where the CC RNG was getting sourced from, and found that it backed up to some shady library called libngu (github.com/switck/libngu) that had literally 6 stars on github and was maintained solely by a pseudoanon tranny.
I knew from past experience that linking to libsecp256k1 from Python was pretty easy, which seemed to be the stated purpose of the library use, and so I was confused about why it was there.
I sent a report to the CC team that I had doubts about whether the true RNG was actually in use, and pointed out that the hardcoded yasmarang constants in libngu were sloppy. I advised they rip the whole thing out and link against libsecp256k1 directly.
I was told that if something was wrong "we'd already know about it by now" and that everything was properly configured for the real boards.
I didn't follow up rigorously, which was a horrible mistake on my part.
Just listened to the RHR with @ODELLXYZ and @MartyBent. Seems to me that the sorrow over this whole disaster is genuine and they have been working non stop, saving anyone they can from getting their funds swept. Just wanted to say God bless in these times, stay strong. 🙏
Did Joe get hacked or something. No way this applies to him..
35 year old
Didn’t buy a house because people on this app told him real estate was a bad “investment.”
Didn’t buy stocks because folks told him they were “overvalued.”
DCAed Bitcoin and moved to cold storage in a Coldcard because Bitcoin twitter told him “IBIT isn’t real bitcoin.”
Now it’s all gone.
This retarded fag is the enemy. Take notes.
The suits are taking over.
Time for the toxic maximalists to step aside (you know who you are) or become irrelevant. You had 17+ years to onboard the masses.
Instead, you turned the #bitcoin on-ramp into a minefield and care more about spam than saving honest hard-working people from fiat debasement.
The purest failed.
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Yesterday, a serious flaw was disclosed in Coldcard’s seed-generation process. Funds linked to affected seeds are already being stolen.
We know Passport owners will have one immediate question: is my seed affected?
If your seed was generated on Passport Prime or Passport Core, the answer is no. Both devices use entirely different seed-generation code, and neither has ever contained this bug.
If you own a Coldcard, please read Coinkite's advisory immediately. It is time-sensitive. Please read the section on scams at the end before you take any action. Losses that follow an incident like this often come from the scams around it rather than the original problem.
What happened
Every Bitcoin wallet starts with a seed, and its security depends completely on that seed being random. If the randomness behind it is weak, everything built on top of it is weak too.
In March 2021, Coldcard changed the code behind its seed generation. A check that was meant to guarantee the device's hardware randomness was being utilized did not work as intended, and the firmware was instead built to use ordinary software randomness, calculated from predictable values like part of the chip's fixed identifier and timing registers. The hardware randomness was still there on the chip. That code path simply stopped using it.
The result is that the range of seeds a Coldcard could produce was drastically narrower than it should have been. How much narrower depends on the model and firmware, but all Coinkite devices are at risk.
The two accounts worth reading:
- Coinkite's advisory, which is the manufacturer's own and is being updated as they learn more - blog.coinkite.com/coldcard-m…
- Block's technical analysis, which is the most thorough public write-up so far. - engineering.block.xyz/blog/p…
Coinkite's advisory currently covers Mk3 from firmware 4.0.1, Mk4 and Mk5 before 5.6.0, and Q1 before 1.5.0Q. Block additionally identifies affected Mk2 firmware.
Check the advisory directly rather than relying on this summary, since the scope has already widened once.
Two things are worth understanding if you own a Coldcard:
1) What matters is the firmware that was running when the seed was created, not when you bought the device, and not which wallet holds it today.
2) Updating your firmware does not fix an existing seed. Recovering from this means generating a new seed and moving your funds to it.
Coinkite also has guidance on where dice rolls or a strong passphrase change the picture. Read it there rather than taking a rule of thumb from us.
Why Passport-generated seeds are not affected
Both Passport Core and Passport Prime generate seeds by combining multiple independent hardware sources, including our avalanche noise circuit, a physical component on the board built specifically to produce randomness. The published seed generation code on both devices uses those hardware sources. It does not fall back to a serial number, a device identifier, a timer or a clock.
CHECKING RATHER THAN TRUSTING
You do not have to take the above on our word, and we would rather you did not. Our firmware is open source, so you can read the code that creates your seed yourself. Both devices also have a documented reproducible build process, so you can build a release from source and confirm it matches the binary we published.
Independent security audits of both Passport Core and Passport Prime are published in full, along with our responses to them, foundation.xyz/security.
PLEASE BE CAREFUL OF SCAMMERS
This is the part we would most like you to take away. Scammers are always circling, but when something high profile happens, they go into overdrive, because they know a lot of people are suddenly worried, confused and in a hurry. Assume anyone who contacts you out of the blue about your wallet is a scammer until proven otherwise.
To be completely clear about how we operate: Foundation will never ask for your seed words, recovery phrase, private keys, passphrase or PIN. Not by email, not on the forum, not in a support ticket, not on a call. There is no situation in which we need them.
We will never ask you to type your recovery phrase into a website, a form, an app or a support tool. We will never contact you unexpectedly about your wallet, and we will never ask you to move your funds.
We will never ask you to share your screen or install remote access software. If someone is pressuring you to act quickly, telling you your funds are at risk and they can help, offering a "recovery service", or asking you to verify your seed somewhere, stop and do nothing. That is the scam.
Be especially wary of direct messages, of people claiming to be Foundation or Coinkite staff, and of search results and sponsored links for wallet software, and only download software from the official source.
QUESTIONS
If you have questions about how your Passport creates and protects your seed, reach us through our official support channels or our community forum.
Forum: community.foundation.xyz
Email: [email protected]
