Seeker of easy deployments for SQL Server databases, SSIS packages, and SSRS reports. Non-binary. Pansexual.
Atlanta, GA
Joined May 2014
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Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) π³οΈβπ retweeted
Calling all #data professionals! Master the art of writing high-quality T-SQL with expert guidance from @SQLZelda. Unlock secrets of efficient code, hardware optimization & scalable design. Learn to solve complex problems effortlessly. π #TSQL #database bit.ly/3rvcoi6
Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) π³οΈβπ retweeted
Calling all #data professionals! Master the art of writing high-quality T-SQL with expert guidance from @SQLZelda. Unlock secrets of efficient code, hardware optimization & scalable design. Learn to solve complex problems effortlessly. π #TSQL #database bit.ly/3rvcoi6
Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) π³οΈβπ retweeted
For those who don't know, I'm the Executive Director of @TheScienceHaven-- we're on a mission to gift 100 telescopes to Black families across the USA! Share and tag people and organizations to help us get it done! It takes a village to raise the future of science! #StellarDreams
We're on a mission to gift 100 telescopes to Black families, bringing the cosmos right to their backyards. Over at The Science Haven, we're turning up the heat on this stellar initiative, but we need YOUR help reaching our goal!! 1/ thesciencehaven.org/stellardβ¦
Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) π³οΈβπ retweeted
Calling all #data professionals! Master the art of writing high-quality T-SQL with expert guidance from @SQLZelda. Unlock secrets of efficient code, hardware optimization & scalable design. Learn to solve complex problems effortlessly. π #TSQL #database bit.ly/3rvcoi6
Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) π³οΈβπ retweeted
I still can't believe this! ππ
Bringing newer speakers into the spotlight is one of our favorite ways to enrich the data community. That's why we're thrilled to reveal 3 new additions to the Summit schedule: @ravidya_rev, Abhi Jayanty and @edrakulevsk. Here's @bweissman to tell you more.bit.ly/43wS256
Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) π³οΈβπ retweeted
Calling all #data professionals! Master the art of writing high-quality T-SQL with expert guidance from @SQLZelda. Unlock secrets of efficient code, hardware optimization & scalable design. Learn to solve complex problems effortlessly. π #TSQL #database bit.ly/3rvcoi6
Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) π³οΈβπ retweeted
i've been doing a bunch of work on a stored procedure to parse performance data out of the system health extended event session. there's a beta version available here for testing. open to all feedback: github.com/erikdarlingdata/Dβ¦
Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) π³οΈβπ retweeted
Call for speakers (virtual) for Kansas City SQL Server User Group ends soon. Please share! New speakers also welcome. sessionize.com/kansas-city-sβ¦
Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) π³οΈβπ retweeted
Are you interested in #MicrosoftFabric? Join myself,@neeraj_jhaveri , & @BradleySchacht from the Fabric CAT PG for our @microsoft Reactor session at 11 am EST today!!
developer.microsoft.com/en-uβ¦β¦
Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) π³οΈβπ retweeted
Develop essential AI skills with the #LearnMicrosoftAI Skills Challenge by completing unique Microsoft Learn collections!
Join the tech community in your region, build your network, and progress through challenges starting July 17: msft.it/6011gQ2dd
#MVPBuzz
Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) π³οΈβπ retweeted
Happy Database Administrators Appreciation Day to all wonderful DBAβs out there!
Thank you for everything you do β€οΈ
#sqlfamily
Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) π³οΈβπ retweeted
Zero-copy table clones just became available in #MicrosoftFabric #DataWarehouse
blog.fabric.microsoft.com/enβ¦
Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) π³οΈβπ retweeted
This week's #PowerBI #Wow2023 is published! We are doing some simple pagination in Power Query and visualizing data in a treemap. workout-wednesday.com/pbi-20β¦
@shan_gsd @KerryKolosko
ALT A Power BI report containing a treemap showing the top 200 companies in the S&P 500 grouped by sector
Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) π³οΈβπ retweeted
Reminder for #MVPBuzz
Renewal e-mails go out on July 6 this year. Azure benefits extended through July 15. The program will host a PGI soon to share new info for this award cycle that you'll appreciate. Don't miss it.
I'll host Q&A session for the #DataPlatform after that
Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) π³οΈβπ retweeted
People have been asking "What about #SQLServer?" with regards to #MicrosoftFabric. @bobwardms joins us to show a way you can get your SQL data into #Fabric with CETaS and the power of shortcuts in #OneLake! // #sqlfamily #powerbi
Watch on YouTube - guyinacu.be/sqlcetas
Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) π³οΈβπ retweeted
Atlanta City Council Meeting: June 5, 2023 Livestream:
youtube.com/live/CQK2B_Fo0pUβ¦ β at Atlanta, GA
Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) π³οΈβπ retweeted
Join @NevenaNikol with the Azure SQL Managed Instance team for a live webinar Tues, May 30, 2023 1:00 PM EDT
Set Yourself Up for Performance Success on #AzureSQL #ManagedInstance
She's brilliant, I promise! #WomenInTech #AzureDataCommunity @mssqltips
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Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) π³οΈβπ retweeted
At 11:30 AM EST on May 5th the @data_wit and @data_dei Group's Mental Health and Wellness Day will be Meagan Longoria speaking on "3 Things My Employer Does That Helped Me Work While Depressed". Sign up here to attend. buff.ly/3N805B2 #mental health @mmarie
Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) π³οΈβπ retweeted
I'm seeing a lot of "why aren't immunocompromised people nicer" tweets, and it's like
Plenty of us were, and continue to be, nice and are completely ignored
You try having your safety ignored for years and see if you're not just a little pissed off
Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) π³οΈβπ retweeted
There are still tech companies hiring for roles that don't require experience or a degree to get hiredπ Here are 15+ roles paying up to $90K π§΅