DBA in the Duluth area. When I'm not doing SQL and development, I hike, camp, ride dirt bikes, and volunteer as an EMT. Views & opinions are my own.

Wisconsin, USA
Joined February 2016
good morning!!! 🧡
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Garland MacNeill@SQLMac
28 Dec 2025
Best use of a Bronco swag ever
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The Golden Age of Travel starts with ALL OF US. Let’s be merry this holiday season as we fly! 🦃🌲 Dress up to go to the airport, help a stranger out, and be in a good mood. We can bring civility back, it’s as easy as that! 🤝✈️
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Garland MacNeill@SQLMac
21 Nov 2025
Secretary Duffy, with all due respect, I’ll consider dressing up to fly when the damn airlines stop gouging my wallet to shove my 6 ft, broad shoulder frame into a seat designed for a 5’6” slim individual. The seats get smaller, while the prices go up.
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Garland MacNeill@SQLMac
7 Oct 2025
Dear tv and film people, please learn what a VPN (virtual private network) is and how it works. Then please for the love of god quit saying you can trace ip addresses to the area of a city. Just stop, you are embarrassing yourselves. That is all.
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Garland MacNeill@SQLMac
22 Jul 2025
I grew up on this man’s music and it holds a special place in my heart. RIP Ozzy.
It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love. We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time.   Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and Louis
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Ozzy Forever!
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deleting in 10 hours, but whoever likes & says hi, i’ll send a nudie in dm 🫶
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Garland MacNeill@SQLMac
11 Jun 2025
Hi
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Garland MacNeill@SQLMac
25 Dec 2024
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How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old ?
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Garland MacNeill@SQLMac
23 Dec 2024
Pre Metallica vs Napster old.
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Garland MacNeill@SQLMac
20 Dec 2024
Heart felt condolence, losing a dog is gut wrenching.
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i have a confession to make i write sql in lowercase.
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Garland MacNeill@SQLMac
20 Dec 2024
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Garland MacNeill@SQLMac
20 Dec 2024
I have a radical idea here, and hear me out, how about we not bankrupt the American taxpayer? Pass a fucking budget and stick to it. Stop raising the debt ceiling….the national credit card needs to get reigned in.
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Garland MacNeill@SQLMac
20 Dec 2024
What part of holiday change freeze do people not understand? You promised the client? That’s your mistake, not mine.
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Garland MacNeill@SQLMac
18 Dec 2024
It’s a dick move to take yourself off call and swap with someone else and not tell them. It’s magnitudes worse when you do it at Christmas.
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Ask loudly if anyone has a pair of scissors.
what are you doing in this scenario?
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That was my first thought as well. But I had someone else point out that it could just be thoughtlessness not entitlement. That they might not even realize what they were doing.
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Garland MacNeill@SQLMac
18 Dec 2024
Maybe. It’s been my observation that common courtesy and manners have fallen out of style and gentle reminders don’t seem to help.
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Garland MacNeill@SQLMac
18 Dec 2024
It looks like the Broadcom business model is catching on. Community plans to fork Puppet, unhappy with Perforce changes to open-source project • DEVCLASS via @dailydotdev dly.to/JMSl9MEVCvU
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Garland MacNeill@SQLMac
16 Dec 2024
People are a constant disappointment.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk
12 Dec 2024
Let us know about wasteful government spending and unnecessary regulations!
DOGE is undergoing a serious analysis of wasteful and burdensome regulations, and is looking for public feedback! Which are the really bad ones? Please DM us the CFR provision, the relevant text from the regulation, and the adverse consequences of said regulation.
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Garland MacNeill@SQLMac
13 Dec 2024
Maybe you can look into why the IRS has a stock pile of ammo. They collect taxes, they don’t need to be armed. Jack booted thugs.
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Garland MacNeill@SQLMac
1 Dec 2024
Love it 🤣
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