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Joined August 2024
“sour patch kids wings”
Wingstop announces new Sour Patch Kids wings featuring a sweet and sour glaze topped with actual Sour Patch Kids candy, launching October 27.
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clicking in and out of a youtube video 12 times to avoid watching one ad #Outmyfuckingway
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NFL Twitter is incredible man
Type of shit Matt LaFleur would be building if he played Minecraft
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don't befriend no nigga who used to b active on 4chan. they keep that bullshit within them like the 9 tailed fox
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Obese Streamer shattered the 67 hand Record
Obese Streamer shattered the 67 hand Record after the tracker mistook his Massive t1ts for two extra hands.
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suicidal falcons fan im ready to go i’m ready to blow the whole operdamnration I’m ready to blow the whole operation i can’t do this no more I ain’t doing this shit no more naw im not finna keep doing this y’all /// reaction meme
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“Meanwhile in Atlanta Georgia” a generational soundbyte🤣
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first thing the indonesians saw when the dutch east india company pulled up in 1603
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I’m fucking CRYINGGGGG DUDE
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Ive been laughing at this for a solid 20 minutes
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How it feels having failed to get into the tech field
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This is the funniest shit I’ve even seen 😭
played half life 2 and let my chat write in-game commands live
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fuck bro this is edited like a novela action scene I can’t stop laughing
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This is the kind of thing Hitler would've been posting in 1944 whilst the eastern front was collapsing
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SpongeBob taking his boating test for the 25th time
this is not how you park
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it sucks how we dont get miraculously dogshit ads like this anymore bc now companies just use ai to make dogshit ads that arent even fun
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This is what arguing with people on here feels like
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