#2 on the national leg extension surgery waitlist

Joined August 2017
when I was 12 the femur breaker meme was funny af till my doctor was talkin bout some SCFE
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I couldn’t sleep last night so I went downstairs for a snack & turned on the TV
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I can’t believe they’re still making Caso Cerrado episodes
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I need a disposable hobby that’s easy to talk about. Can’t keep trying to explain to people who Donnie McDermott is
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If the man broke, then man, he a joke Dancing like Drose when his good knee broke
3 6 9 girls wanna drink wine Evil LeBron won’t be so kind
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Epic Games needs one employee who’s job is to yell at Tim Sweeney like this whenever he gets an idea
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Life ain’t all Cortana & holograms bro it’s okay to code your launcher regularly
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I need better eyes holy fuck
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Just seen an old dude sucking a bluechew like a warhead
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3 6 9 girls wanna drink wine Evil LeBron won’t be so kind
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I once ordered a Dr Pepper and received a Barq’s mixed with Diet Coke #WouldYouDieForRonaldMcdonald #IWasOnlyWondering #BecauseYouThinkThisShitIsAJoke
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We drink Doctor Pepper in this household. I don’t know who taught you this “Barq’s” nonsense but It seems like I’ve got to teach you a lesson.
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Winnie was raw as fuck. Had the name extension “the poo”, was a lazy retarded fuck, loved honey. I rest my case
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I’ve been playing Tetris for 2 hours looking up and down is my new specialty HELLO CONSTRUCTION WORK
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Curses are real, just stupid. Like mothers peeing with the door open
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THE GRABBADOOK retweeted
Excited to watch Nathan Fielder's directorial debut called You.Can.See.Everything.2026.CAMRip.AAC.x264.mkv
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*fwip* *fwip* *fwip* *fwip* *fwip* hear that? *fwip* *fwip* *fwip* throwing knives dipped in experimental poisons *fwip* *fwip* *fwip* straight into your crusty little dog
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