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— 𝐏𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 Rogue Lightbearer | Wanted by the Vanguard | Unscrupulous | Greedy | Scoundrel | 6’2” | Sarcastic | Manipulative | Not all there | Usurper of the House of Stars #DestinyRP | #D2RP | #ᴇʟᴜᴠᴇɪɴ

And with Arc making her speed, the pirate’s run off in a random path of her choosing. She’s rounding corners and crossing roads at random. Surely there won’t be any collateral.

She only plays card games that have a risk of getting shot.

“Alright, but…” And in an Arc-empowered burst of speed, the Warlock hurled a flash grenade at the detective’s face and dove for the door.

What in the fuck is go-fish

“Okay, but you haven’t even heard my motive yet.”

Seven-billion glimmer.

Nah.

Why doesn’t he reappear himself some bitches?

Strange. Oh well. There’s no changing things now.

She remembers him quite clearly saying “oh please, please put me in the cage dangling above the inflatable pool of explosive shanks.”

He wanted to be the princess dangling perilously in a cage.

Not from the cage dangling above the inflatable pool of explosive shanks he isn’t.

Joke’s on him, the intercom system has been broken for eight months.

Seven-billion credits or I drop the little guy’s cage into the inflatable pool of explosive shanks.

Because other pirates don’t like paying ransoms.

Sucks to suck, sucker.

Too late. Into the cage he goes.

Because money.

The Vanguard hates me because of my fat ass. And all of the kidnappings.

Nobody escapes the sack.